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I need you to PM me proof before I make any changes.
And you do know that actual physical contact is needed to count yourself as de-virginised?
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WARNING. OVER 18 POST MAY FOLLOW!
I've had a long distance girlfriend for over a year now, last night she managed to escape the evil clutches of her parents and come down to Glasgow, we went to the pictures, had some fun, watched some movie called City of Ember (I was too preoccupied to care) walking back home we had some more fun and in my bedroom she suddenly fell asleep and then woke up, practically screaming about period pains, she took some painkillers and calmed down, we talked for a while in my bed then we felt well enough for some more uber epic fun.
PROTIP TO ALL VIRGINS WHO HAVEN'T HAD YEARS OF SEX-ED, condoms are actually trickier to use than would first appear. Actual physical contact was involved, I ache but I'm pretty sure she aches more, she's currently lying behind me on my bed as we're about to go to the train station where I shall see her off and hope to God her parents don't notice the huge bite mark on her neck (While not being the worst one it's by far the most visible hurhurhur).
And there was bleeding, lots of fucking bleeding. Fucking periods, I have sheets covered in blood, towels covered in blood, two fingers of my right hand stained in blood and until we took a shower together a lot of the rest of my body was stained in blood.
I think that distinctly graphic post counts as good enough proof? Considering in my time here I have proven myself as a cute and nice, if intellectual poster.
Oh and stop fapping off to this, thats right
THAT MEANS YOU!
Am I bragging? I just might be, I felt a pressing need to tell the whole story and my best friend wont be available for a while yet, so I did the next best thing and told a load of faceless yaps, trolls and cock lovers on my local forums.
