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Havoc · #**331** 08-26-2008, 07:08 AM

PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Just for the girls... obviously...

>_>

<_<

abe is now! · #**332** 08-26-2008, 12:04 PM

Last (you know what it is): 6/5!!!

Hobo · #**333** 08-26-2008, 12:08 PM

This is so getting necrumed when I get bored, it's turning into a list of rather dull fractions.

OddjobAbe · #**334** 08-26-2008, 12:22 PM

Last intercourse: 79.437/100.00

That ain't a dull fraction. It has thirteen characters in it including the slash (no pun intended).

Although I don't think that Emily would be appreciative of a full desription of events. Although I did at one stage hurt myself.

Nemo · #**335** 08-26-2008, 01:53 PM

:

PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

Just for the girls... obviously...

>_>

<_<

Was that directed toward my comment?

***Wil*** · #**336** 08-26-2008, 03:03 PM

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Last intercourse: 79.437/100.00

That ain't a dull fraction. It has thirteen characters in it including the slash (no pun intended).

What in the world has possessed you to think that fractions become more interesting with length? What makes your fraction fascinating is that its numerator and denominator are decimals, something completely against the laws of mathematics, which are given to different number of significant figures.

Intriguinger and intriguinger.

Nemo · #**337** 08-26-2008, 10:23 PM

Got two today, both to the same person.

No, not sex. They uploaded a bunch of videos. Bit on the larger side, but god damn, her moans are awesome.

OddjobAbe · #**338** 08-26-2008, 10:37 PM

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What in the world has possessed you to think that fractions become more interesting with length? What makes your fraction fascinating is that its numerator and denominator are decimals, something completely against the laws of mathematics, which are given to different number of significant figures.

Intriguinger and intriguinger.

And you just explained the reason why that fraction is really interesting in the small text. I never did believe that length makes it more interesting. Always look out for the little things.

Facsimile · #**339** 08-27-2008, 01:30 AM

I hope that was intended innuendo.

Havoc · #**340** 08-27-2008, 06:01 AM

:

Was that directed toward my comment?

No.

Kimon · #**341** 08-27-2008, 07:53 AM

So randomly I met this chick at a bar last night... I took her home, and my mastodon penis caused her to rupture and splatter all over my walls.

5/5

Oddsville · #**342** 08-27-2008, 10:55 AM

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So randomly I met this chick at a bar last night... I took her home, and my mastodon penis caused her to rupture and splatter all over my walls.

5/5

..Nice, got away without paying her..

abe is now! · #**343** 08-28-2008, 12:57 AM

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my mastodon penis

Should we believe it?

***Alcar*** · #**344** 08-28-2008, 03:22 AM

Oh please, let's not get into a penis envy argument.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**345** 08-28-2008, 04:51 AM

Yeah. After all, it's obvious that I've got the biggest one in this forum.

Havoc · #**346** 08-28-2008, 06:46 AM

Pics... or it is not so... you know the rules.

***Alcar*** · #**347** 08-28-2008, 07:54 AM

He's Jewish, Havoc.

Alcar...

used:) · #**348** 08-28-2008, 01:42 PM

:

So randomly I met this chick at a bar last night... I took her home, and my mastodon penis caused her to rupture and splatter all over my walls.

5/5

That kind of reminds me of that one scene from Xmen 2. I would give more details, but I don't know the name of half the characters.

toxicity · #**349** 08-29-2008, 04:58 PM

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So randomly I met this chick at a bar last night... I took her home, and my mastodon penis caused her to rupture and splatter all over my walls.

5/5

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at that.

***Nate*** · #**350** 08-29-2008, 06:30 PM

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He's Jewish, Havoc.

Alcar...

What's your point? That taking a photo of myself would steal my soul?

Bullet Magnet · #**351** 08-29-2008, 06:34 PM

Now that's a plan.

***Alcar*** · #**352** 08-30-2008, 05:14 AM

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What's your point? That taking a photo of myself would steal my soul?

No... But we'll go with your assumption as I can't be fucked to elaborate.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**353** 08-30-2008, 06:26 AM

Are you implying that Jewish penises are tiny? The only person who claims that is Billy Crystal, presumably trying to spread his own issues out to a wider group.

That, and the fact that a lot of Jews are short. Sometimes. I'm definately amongst the taller people at my synagogue.

***Alcar*** · #**354** 09-02-2008, 06:55 AM

Actually, I was implying the opposite.

Alcar...

Nemo · #**355** 09-02-2008, 07:19 AM

Three within the hour, I'd say the average was about 3.5ish.

Havoc · #**356** 09-02-2008, 10:57 AM

Injured hand with Basketball > finger has been set at hospital > finger needs to remain set for a week > can hardly use hand for anything > now relying on GF for my pleasures more then normally...

***Alcar*** · #**357** 09-02-2008, 11:39 AM

That is why you need to use the other hand. If you're one of the members that can't, learn

Alcar...

OddjobAbe · #**358** 09-03-2008, 10:34 AM

Emily's lost interest since she realised that they are showing repeats of Friends (again - that show's always repeated. It's started to get boring). She seems to find Joey and Chandler's duck more interesting than my anatomy. I tried to flash her last night, and all I got was 'Not now, I want to see what Ross' saying about his rage'. That darn woman.

***Wil*** · #**359** 09-03-2008, 01:23 PM

Tough luck, buddy. Friends > sex. E4 shows three episodes of it a day, runs through the whole series with no gaps, then starts all over when it gets to the end. I’ve seen every episode in order now twice, working on the third.

I love you, E4. All the more now that Ugly Betty is back on Friday.

***Alcar*** · #**360** 09-03-2008, 02:11 PM

And here I thought such unintellectual shows would bore you. You're getting softer, Wil. Soon you'll be completely flaccid.

Oh, and my last two pleasurings were a fantastic 5/5. I concocted an erotic fantasy involving me back in high school on a school camp involving one of my crushes. SO FUCKING HOT.

Alcar...