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  #121  
07-01-2008, 03:05 AM
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/me retrieves the photos he took of a nude Max.
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07-01-2008, 03:49 AM
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07-01-2008, 06:26 AM
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Waiting for the right female is so gay.
So you say you don't wait for the right female and you just have sex with everyone you see?
Did I miss something?

Anyway I am ASKING MODS FOR PICTURE PERMISSION
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Denied!
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07-01-2008, 12:01 PM
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Bring on the pics! We can make a family album of the forums..
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07-01-2008, 12:32 PM
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So you say you don't wait for the right female and you just have sex with everyone you see?
Did I miss something?
Yes, the meaning of the word ‘gay’.

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07-01-2008, 12:54 PM
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I wouldn't expect sex at my age particularly (well, not so much that as actual popularity and general life situation), but I wouldn't want to with anyone else anyway, not so much as first time beign important as not wanting to feel like I've betrayed my girlfriend or anything. I'm sure she wouldn't be happy about it, not that it'll happen anyway.
Outside of a relationship, maybe. But I really can't say, not enoguh experience I guess, or, y'know, anything.

...why am I saying this again?

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Ah, you've convinced me. Sex as soon as possible with a female for me!
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5/5 for the last few sex sessions due to discovery of new positions and dirty talk (never knew I could actually be turned on by that...)
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It's down to personal choice, I'm 18 and still a virgin by choice as I'd much rather wait for the chance to do it with my long distance gf than just take sensual solace in another easier to get sexual partner.

2/5 for the last few wanks they have not been up to standard.
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07-01-2008, 05:57 PM
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..dirty talk (never knew I could actually be turned on by that...)
Dirty Talks the best, just don't let it get outta hand..it'll be awkward the next day.
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5/5 for the last few sex sessions due to discovery of new positions and dirty talk (never knew I could actually be turned on by that...)

I'll probably regret asking, but how does one exactly discover new positions? Aren't they all pretty much common knowledge? (This coming from someone who's never had any, mind)
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07-03-2008, 05:15 AM
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You would be surprised what kinda stuffs out there. Just go type it into google and Im sure you'll get something.
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07-03-2008, 07:10 AM
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I'll probably regret asking, but how does one exactly discover new positions? Aren't they all pretty much common knowledge? (This coming from someone who's never had any, mind)
There's a lot of stuff you don't think of doing (or dream of doing) and then discover you CAN do them at a certain point in your relationship.
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Blah, most of my wanks are 4/5 or 5/5.

Given the amount of sex I get, I don't understand how some of you have bad wanks.

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07-03-2008, 05:24 PM
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3/5. Wanking at work is hit-or-miss at the moment. If only it didn’t take so long. I was so late, the chip shop had shut before I could get to it.
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Lol, a disturbance in the wank-time continuum. But wanking at work? Deyum gurl.

I haven't gotten any in like a week and a bit. Damnation!
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Lol, a disturbance in the wank-time continuum.
Lol wank-time continuum...
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When I say ‘at work’ I mean after I’ve finished working, but before I go home. I wouldn’t have a quickie then continue serving food.
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5/5! God, that one felt good.

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Maxy: So you whack one off in the loos after a shift? You dirty boy! :O *Shocked*

4.5/5

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4/5

More of a sleep aid than anything, but it actually turned out to be quite enjoyable.
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so I woke up with a large bruise on my cock. I have no idea how it got there.

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Where do you work? I'm never going there!
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Hospital.
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