Be right back...

[scrab queen]

Yeah, I'll be out for a while. My internet's getting cut, so if you have any complaints, file them now. I'll be disconnected by tuesday evening.

Have a nice week!

[Bullet Magnet]

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.

[Nate]

What's, uh... What's wrong with it?

[Bullet Magnet]

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

[Nate]

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

[Carnix]

*sits down at sofa and turns tele up as to watch "and now for something comletely different" for the 17th time*

lol, this's the part with the lumberjack song!

[Bullet Magnet]

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

[Wings of Fire]

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

[Bullet Magnet]

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

[Laser]

its time for some rep for the parrot sketch from monty python!

[scrab queen]

And now for something completely different