Be right back...
 

Yeah, I'll be out for a while. My internet's getting cut, so if you have any complaints, file them now. I'll be disconnected by tuesday evening.

Have a nice week!

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.

What's, uh... What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

*sits down at sofa and turns tele up as to watch "and now for something comletely different" for the 17th time*

lol, this's the part with the lumberjack song! :D

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

its time for some rep for the parrot sketch from monty python!