What Animal would you steal from a Zoo?

[Hobo]

I hate you.

[Bullet Magnet]

Ah, the naked mole rat Heterocephalus glaber. A glorious specimen there.

[metroixer]

God I would so TOTALLY take that blobfish home with me. Thing made me laugh for like, five straight minutes.

To be serious I would probably.... Ugh I would love to have like, a pet shark or octopus or something like that. Preferably this one.

[Mac Sirloin]

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[toxicity]

Wow, that naked mole rat is SEXAY!

[LaraRaider]

A white tiger and a red panda.

[Nate]

Out of curiosity Wolfpac, is this thread based on the famous Ed Kavalee question?

[OANST]

For some reason this entire page reads like the random surrealism generator from DI's signature.

[Disgruntled Intern]

This page wishes it was as good as my signature.

[skillyaslig]

ohh, and a Zebra!!! I would steal on of those, with their funky mohawks and stripes

[Disgruntled Intern]

Zebras hate humans.

[Strike Witch]

Any member of the Irwin family.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Steve Irwin's daughter is pretty ugly.

I think she should be in a freakshow, not a zoo.

[Strike Witch]

She does live in some Aussie zoo though, and does shows.


I'd use her as some sort of mind-control, Cobra-Commander, blow-up-while-hugging-president type plot.

Meglomania. Dealing with it takes a village.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Well in the years to come we can only hope she'll die a more humiliating and utterly preventable death than her ding-dong father.

Good God that man was an idiot.

[Strike Witch]

Well, at least it makes for good material when you're stuck in a lift.

"Oh, man, my dad always said there'd be times like this."
"My dad was killed on tape when a Stingray stuck him through the heart."
"......"

[Mac Sirloin]

[Wolfpac]

Out of curiosity Wolfpac, is this thread based on the famous Ed Kavalee question?

Ha ha ha... I miss that show. Why did they have to ax it?

[Hobo]

Interesting fact, Alcar is working at London Zoo shoveling elephant crap today. MOCK HIM

[Bullet Magnet]

That's a fine career for a young man these days, well done Alcar.

[Splat]

Today, the elephant poo; tomorrow...

In other news, Kastere has finally earnt a little of my respect.


I'd probably steal the zoo's rarest an most valuable animal, sell it to a rival zoo and use the money to live rihly throughout my univeristy life.

Also, I's then go back to the zoo and steal one of those smaller-than-your-thumbnail-with-enough-poison-to-kill-ten-men frogs cus then I can breed them and have an army of deadlypoisonminikillerfrogs with which to take over the world.
Like Alfred Hitchcock but without the birds or the embarrasing surname.

[Mac Sirloin]

In other news, Kastere has finally earnt a little of my respect

LIES!

You know why no one has said a Hippo? because they're the most permanantly pissed off animal ever and will not hesitate to devour you.

Better than any gaurd dog, though.

[Wings of Fire]

Kangaroo, I've always wondered what having my stomach kicked out would feel like.

[Mac Sirloin]

Come to Canada, I'll show you.

[Wings of Fire]

Cool Do you also have multiple genitals?

[Mac Sirloin]

Edit: STFUPPERCUT

[Strike Witch]

It's Super Effective!

[Mac Sirloin]

Jesus, Ghost, your sig and avatar are too fucking awesome now.

[Strike Witch]

Eh, it's just Megatron.

[Mac Sirloin]

Not the Megatron I remember.