What Animal would you steal from a Zoo?
 

Would you steal a Lion or a Tiger or a Bear? (Oh My) I think that given the chance that I would "borrow" a little monkey. I think it is called a Spider Monkey.

A chinese Giant Octopus.

For Lulz.

A camel. I could ride it to school and everyone else would be jealous!

A sloth. Sloths are by far the best animal ever created.

A gorilla. Pet, Steed, Bodyguard.

A tiger... Damn am I being unpredictable or what? :D

A kea, Nestor notabilis. An alpine parrot from New Zealand known for their intelligence, curiosity, neophilia and vandalism.

Good idea.I agree.

I would steal all the animals from a Zoo and then make them turn against the Zoo and destroy it.

I'd steal a lion and train it to poop all over my school.

wtf???Why do you want to do that???

Why can't I?

I saw this topic's title and instantly thought to myself "a sloth". Sloths are awesome. I wouldn't go Havok for one but they are damn cool.

A bear or Gorilla, Or Bearilla.

Yeah, That would fucking own.

Bear Cavalry.

Penguin, definitely.

I'll help him to fly.

A lion most likely :p

No. You'd steal a Chubfish.

Personally, I wouldn't steal anything due to that fact of my fear towards being killed by animals.

Penguins can't kill a man, they can only peck at his ankles. Steal a penguin, but treat him well.

They can also vomit fish bits on him.

The attack was ineffective.

But it would fly away!

I guess I can steal a walrus...wait no. That's a made up animal. Nevermind.

You know what? If this were ever at a zoo, I might consider stealing a blobfish, because they're so depressingly ugly.

http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi.../pmicrohd2.jpg

I would nick either a komodo dragon or a Zebra. My mum says she would nick a otter....

An otter.

For some reason I feel pity for these fish, they actually look like they're frowning.

Now joking aside, I would probably steal an eagle. I just find them to be cool.

LLama too bad you can't ride llamas though, and if it was a tame lion maybe, I don't know, I'd probably end up with a taypiar and a few lemurs, riding on a garaffe oe of course.
Actually I'll stick with a rhino.
Damn there are too many animals, lol, jks. XD

I would so steal a kiwi. Second best bird EVER. If Moas were still alive, I'd (try) steal a moa, it would probably kill me though.

AWWWW It's sad! Go give it a hug!

Good Lord, I have seen the face of God, and He's not happy.

What do you expect from a gelatinous vertebrate removed from its preferred medium?

I don't think I expect anything from that.

Especially not God.