What Animal would you steal from a Zoo? -

Mutual Friend · #61 10-21-2007, 06:15 PM

I saw a hedgehog on the way home from work, in the dark and in a graveyard.

But I wouldn't steal one from a zoo.

Cullen Heath · #62 10-21-2007, 10:45 PM

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I'd steal a baby tortoise so that I could watch it grow up, then leave it my heirs and they could leave it to their heirs and Mister Pokeylope would become a family heirloom.

Ya, Pokeylope ftw!

And, to whoever was talking about the coconut crabs, I've seen then not in a cage at a zoo, and they're pretty awesome. They climb up the palm trees and clip the coconuts off, then go down and pry them open. It's very cool.

Oddey · #63 10-22-2007, 11:19 AM

I would steal a great white shark and feed my classmates to it. Great whites kill you on accident just so you know.

abe is now! · #64 10-22-2007, 12:09 PM

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I would steal a great white shark and feed my classmates to it. Great whites kill you on accident just so you know.

So, you don't like your classmates

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I would steal a tiger. Tigers look like a very big cats. I love cats! I want a pet that purr. And tigers purr!!!

Mac Sirloin · #65 10-22-2007, 05:03 PM

Right after they DEVOUR you.

Or of course, after Havoc bones one, he's gentle.

abe is now! · #66 10-23-2007, 02:00 PM

No, they don't. They are only cats too grown. But if they are anger... Anyway my kitty is a purring lovely cat

. And Havoc, do you purr?

I'm Joking

!!!

OANST · #67 10-23-2007, 04:55 PM

Are you? What about?

Hobo · #68 10-24-2007, 08:44 AM

Every post he's ever made is a lie he's just a cunning linguist trying to confuse us all!

Oh Abeisnow! the wit! The coherence!

abe is now! · #69 10-25-2007, 06:35 AM

What are you saying, Hobo? I'm not a cunning linguist. I tried to say (joking) that tigers don't devour me and that they are big cats!!!! And I tried said (joking) my kitty is very cute and it purrs!!! And I ask to Havoc (joking): do you purr?
Excuse me if I wrote wrong words.

Hobo · #70 10-25-2007, 07:51 AM

I think "*slaps forehead*" is too weak for this situation.

I'll go jump under a train

abe is now! · #71 10-25-2007, 12:56 PM

I would steal an elephant from a zoo, so I can go in the city and crush the cars and go forward. Or a crocodile for scare my enemies... I'm too imaginative...

Hobo · #72 10-25-2007, 02:08 PM

Yes. And you post too much.

Mac Sirloin · #73 10-25-2007, 03:55 PM

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Oh Abeisnow! the wit! The coherence!

This may be quoted in my sig./

abe is now! · #74 10-26-2007, 07:58 AM

And what about stealing a gorilla? But I'm stopping, otherwise I will post all the animals of the zoo!!!

Mutual Friend · #75 10-26-2007, 03:36 PM

Which would be insanity.

I don't know how on earth you intend to keep a gorilla, they're massive and have eyes wot understand. Wouldn't last 5 minutes!

abe is now! · #76 10-27-2007, 04:16 AM

I would steal all the zoo's animals because I would have a zoo behind my home.

Hobo · #77 10-27-2007, 07:06 AM

Right, abeisnow you've officially killed the thread. Well done...

Mac Sirloin · #78 10-27-2007, 08:52 AM

I am so proud... *sniffle*

Gabiar · #79 10-28-2007, 02:12 AM

lol, funnyz thread

I would steal a snapping Turtle by using a paperclip to open the cage and shoving the animal down my trousers.

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Mojo · #80 10-31-2007, 02:23 PM

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I would steal an elephant from a zoo, so I can go in the city and crush the cars and go forward...

... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.

I'd probably steel something lame. Like a snake. Or perhaps a jellyfish. Just watch it float around while listening to psychedelic music, and having all kinds of light-effects around.

Jellies are radical!

Bullet Magnet · #81 10-31-2007, 03:49 PM

Pelagic Scyphozoans FTW!

AlienMagi · #82 10-31-2007, 04:54 PM

1.I would steal a monkey and I would do some alien tests in my laboratory!I didn't research a monkey yet...

2.Hobo:Yes and you post too much
Mojo:... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.

LOL theese two posts kicks asses dude

Mac Sirloin · #83 10-31-2007, 06:30 PM

AlienMagi, you aren't an Alien, it's not even clever any more, I think that you should drop it, no one finds it amusing except you.

Jesus Christ.

Salamander · #84 10-31-2007, 09:11 PM

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AlienMagi, you aren't an Alien, it's not even clever any more, I think that you should drop it, no one finds it amusing except you.

Quoted for truth.

Hobo · #85 11-01-2007, 02:00 AM

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1.I would steal a monkey and I would do some alien tests in my laboratory!I didn't research a monkey yet...

2.Hobo:Yes and you post too much
Mojo:... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.

LOL theese two posts kicks asses dude

Learn to use the quote function. And if you are an alien, I will have to ban you. Don't want you dissecting Peter now do we...

Mojo · #86 11-02-2007, 12:48 PM

Or me.

Actually, I might like it. Do you use a 7 or an 8 blade to remove my spleen? Can you pronounce spleen? Can you pronounce pronounce?

OddYouko · #87 11-05-2007, 02:47 PM

I'd steal a camel. I'd ride it like an Elum...camels do kinda look like Abe's pet Elum o_O;

Mac Sirloin · #88 11-05-2007, 05:20 PM

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Or me.

Actually, I might like it. Do you use a 7 or an 8 blade to remove my spleen? Can you pronounce spleen? Can you pronounce pronounce?

This post is win.

Mitochondria.

Chlamydia. (Sp?)

Excelsior.

The list goes on.

Anyway, I decree that a phallic snakebodied candlebat would suffice for my interests.

skillyaslig · #89 11-05-2007, 10:41 PM

Oh, and maybe a Maned Wolf, those things are kewl as custard lawl

Mojo · #90 11-06-2007, 01:37 PM

Fawk it, I'd take THIS home: