Kent Hovind talks to God. He talks back!

[Strike Witch]

This was found in an email from Kent while he was in jail.


http://www.cseblogs.com/?p=75


Wow, God is a dick.

[Patrick Vykkers]

I think Hovind, the lying piece of scum, would be treated badly by God for his deceit, evil, and promotion of lies.

[Munch's Master]

KH: I’m sorry, Lord. You are right.

GOD: I am always right.

Sorry, but for some reason that made me laugh a heck of a lot.

GOD: Did you know his mother was a prostitute and that he has no idea who his father is?
......
GOD: You have no idea about a lot of things, son.

Now that's just a bit harsh by the Lord.

I know I'm not taking it seriously, but I just find it a very ridiculous notion that God would answer somebody via e-mail. Maybe he does, but I hardly think Heaven has a computer. What's God's email address? God@Afterlife.net?

Oh and

GOD: I know a lot about back pain, son.

Why back pain, especially? Surely it'd just be pain in general.

[Havoc]

Lol nice find.