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Strike Witch 06-23-2007 05:43 PM

Kent Hovind talks to God. He talks back!
 
This was found in an email from Kent while he was in jail.


http://www.cseblogs.com/?p=75


Wow, God is a dick.

Patrick Vykkers 06-23-2007 06:19 PM

I think Hovind, the lying piece of scum, would be treated badly by God for his deceit, evil, and promotion of lies.

Munch's Master 06-24-2007 01:34 AM

:

KH: I’m sorry, Lord. You are right.

GOD: I am always right.
Sorry, but for some reason that made me laugh a heck of a lot.

:

GOD: Did you know his mother was a prostitute and that he has no idea who his father is?
......
GOD: You have no idea about a lot of things, son.
Now that's just a bit harsh by the Lord.

I know I'm not taking it seriously, but I just find it a very ridiculous notion that God would answer somebody via e-mail. Maybe he does, but I hardly think Heaven has a computer. What's God's email address? God@Afterlife.net?

Oh and
:

GOD: I know a lot about back pain, son.
Why back pain, especially? Surely it'd just be pain in general.

Havoc 06-24-2007 03:30 AM

Lol nice find.