Your Firstborn Child

[Alf Shall Rise]

Hmm...

Boy: Nicholas, Alf
Girl: Elizabeth, Rebekah

Off Topic: Ha ha ha 400th post, I own you all!

[Mutual Friend]

Isn't Alexis a girl's name?

Originally it was male. But yeah, these days it tends to be more for girls. But I'm a trail-blazer.

[6-finger-fred]

Boy: Aaron
Girl: Samantha, Helena

[Marvak]

Boy: Jay, Alan
Girl: Tzipporah, Naomi

My mum thinks, if I ever have children, they'll be twins because of the family genes >.< oh woe oh woe. One is more than enough.

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

I probably won't have kids. But if I do...

Morgan. Works both ways.

[Havoc]

Even if I wasn't joining the priesthood, I still wouldn't have kids, as I hate kids.

Wow... wait. You can't be a priest if you don't like kids, dude...

[OANST]

Actualy, rape has more to do with dislike than like so.......yeah. He can.

[Patrick Vykkers]

I hate pedophiles, and I am not one. In fact, I advocate the use of concentration camps for them.

[Mutual Friend]

Hate the sin, not the sinner, hallelujah!

Shut up, Pat, you dolt. My god, even my unborn son Alexis hates you.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Why not kill these vile "people"? I'm not preaching any crap about gays being evil (I was talking about pedos, not gays) and why not crap on their grave and shoot their pathetic ass bodies full of holes right through to Hell?

Honestly, give me an answer, oh Great and Noble Master.

[Rex Tirano]

Let's get back ontopic, we're talking names for children. Not whether we should gas every pedophile on the planet.

Me and my best friend looked after a plastic baby one weekend [one of those that crys every 5 minutes and simulates motherhood] and we called him Martyn Asher. I quite like that name.

- Rexy

[Mutual Friend]

That's a terrible name, Rex.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Now that's a realistic simulation of motherhood.

[looney-bin]

I'll either call my first born Oliver if he's a boy, or Martha if she's a girl.

[Nate]

Heh. I knew a couple that almost broke up because the guy hated the girl's first choice name for boy, which was also Oliver.

I mean, they weren't having a kid or anything at that stage; they'd only been going out a couple of months. But she didn't want to be with a man who thought Oliver was a silly name.

[Majic]

If my firstborn is a boy, I wish to name him "Luke." Suprisingly, this is actually partially inspired by Searex, because I realized his first name works suprisingly well with my last (name).

If my firstborn is a girl, I will drown her in the nearest creek. It is dishonorable to have a female child. On the off chance that the mom (who will probably be my wife) somehow isn't fully incapacitated by the dose of drugs I will slip her to allow me time for my deed, then I'll settle with "Leia."

jk. If it's a girl, then mommy gets to choose.

I must admit though, I'm tempted to name my firstborn something with a blatant racial connotation, like "Jesus" or "Enrique" or "Tyrone," as to confuse many people, and leave them succeptible for me to make jestful accusations of racism.

"Gustavo" has also always tickled my fancy. But I don't think I'll win that one.

[OANST]

I always liked Sergio.

[AquaticAmbi]

If it's a boy: Crushitron, hideous floating robo-squid monster from beyond the moon.

And, of course, if it's a girl: Crushitron, hideous floating robo-squid monster from beyond the moon.

...

I haven't told Ambi yet. I'm sure she'll be cool with it.

As long as it's not something that rhymes with mucus, I'm cool, Lucas.

I refuse to bear a son. So for girly names: Marina or Marissa. Something with mar in it so it'll mean something oceany.

[SeaRex]

As long as it's not something that rhymes with mucus, I'm cool, Lucas.

Oh yeah? Well, as long as it's not something that rhymes with you have a stupid dumb poop head, then I'm cool with it.

Zing.

[Nate]

I refuse to bear a son.

You know that automatically means that you'll bear only big, burly, hairy sons who like football and fishing and will get jobs as lumberjacks?

God has a sense of humour about these things, after all.

[LadySlig]

If I ever have a child I would call it a strange and special name, as children are special...(at least in my opinon)
Girl: Aenna.
Boy: Aries.

[Nate]

Surely not all children can be special, though?

[Mojo]

Let's get back ontopic, we're talking names for children. Not whether we should gas every pedophile on the planet.

Me and my best friend looked after a plastic baby one weekend [one of those that crys every 5 minutes and simulates motherhood] and we called him Martyn Asher. I quite like that name.

- Rexy

You mean you named him after Fez? What about me? Couldn't you have named him Martyn Sander Asher then?

I feel neglected...

I dunno what I would call my firstborn. Seriously, I'd have to discuss that with my spouse.

[Rex Tirano]

Haha yes. I named him after Fez and my best friend chose his middle name 'Asher' from a book.

I also like the name Hayley. But that's a recent thing.

- Rexy

[LadySlig]

Surely not all children can be special, though?

No, some of them need a good smack about the head, but thats the parents fault.
I have some more...
Girl: Zeyla, Kathren.
Boy: Lorne

[Cullen Heath]

I refuse to bear a son. So for girly names: Marina or Marissa. Something with mar in it so it'll mean something oceany.

Would Mara be good for you? I really like that name.

Sergio is a cool name, I have a friend named Sergio, and I fancy his name.
Aries would be a sweet name, but I don't know how that would go in school. I think kids would make fun of his godly name.

[Salamander]

If it is male: Jason/Eric
If it is female: (Insert witty name here)

Seriously though, that would be my choice for a girls name.

[Mutual Friend]

Surely not all children can be special, though?

Sure they can.

[looney-bin]

Surely not all children can be special, though?

Depends on what you mean by "special".

[Patrick Vykkers]

You're super duper special. Just like everybody else.