OH SHIT!!!

[Daxter King]

Well, there are six tornadoes forming, the sky is purple, we are under a tornadoe warning, and the sirens just rang. Goodbye all.

[Paramite of War]

Haha, well I wish I could have got to know you. See ya

[Jordan]

Woah. Are you serious?

[Havoc]

Six at the same time? What the hell did you do to piss Him off that much? I can't even get one tornado! Please share your secret!

Havoc

[Cullen Heath]

Nature doesn't nagotiate.

[Daxter King]

Woah. Are you serious?

Unfortionatly, yes.

Havoc you can have all my tornadoes if you please.

[Havoc]

If there are six tornadoes outside... shouldn't you like... get the hell out of there? What are you still hanging around here for you nimrod!!

Havoc

[Jordan]

Take a picture of our six friends. I'm sure they'll be glad to meet us.

[snuzi]

If there are six tornadoes outside... shouldn't you like... get the hell out of there? What are you still hanging around here for you nimrod!!

Havoc

Seriously man, don't you have like a windowless basement or something? Or a conviniently placed army bunker?

[Paramite of War]

Good thing you on you electric conmputer waiting for responses from us

Seriously man, don't you have like a windowless basement or something? Or a conviniently placed army bunker?

YA GET IN YOU ZOMBIE FORT!

[Jordan]

You'd rather stay on a forum than run away from a tornado. What is the world coming to?

[Daxter King]

Nope, no one has basement round here. Has something to do with the dirt. I plan to hide in a local ditch, as the tornado would pass over me if it got close.


So yeah, I have no where to go, thats why I'm here. I can run to the ditch in less than 30 seconds.

[Jordan]

Don't forget to wave at them, they're very social disasters.

[Havoc]

A ditch? Yea you go! Great plan!

Okay guys, anyone here attached to Daxter please report to Alcar or me for mental help after this guy is sucked into a tornado because he was hiding in a goddamn DITCH!!

Havoc

[Daxter King]

Dude, tornadoes pass over ditches, they do not go into them. If I was too hold on to something sturdy, it would pass right over me. Anyways its clearing up and birds are singing.

[Havoc]

Uhm... tornadoes are made of pure wind. A ditch isn't going to do you a whole lot of good unless it's half a mile deep. In which case you're talking about a canyon and not a ditch.

Havoc

[Paramite of War]

Throw the birds at it.

[snuzi]

I have an idea. Offer POW's aborted son to the tornado to calm it down. That's a fair trade, right?

[Daxter King]

Seriously, look it up. Ditches can save you. The ignorance and overall welcoming my death astounds me.

[snuzi]

We're just joking, dude. Really, I hope you pull through

[Havoc]

I have an idea. Offer POW's aborted son to the tornado to calm it down. That's a fair trade, right?

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Havoc

[Wil]

Completely unakin to a tornado’s behaviour when encountering a ditch, this thread went over my head.

[skillyaslig]

Tornadoes huh? I love the wild fury of Mother Nature...

[Mojo]

Wait, don't we get these kind of threads every year? I mean, if it bothers you so much, get out of Tornado Alley then!

[looney-bin]

... well. Nice knowing you.

[Infection Form 143]

Holy crap that's, like, Day After Tomorrow shit! RUN FOR THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!!!!!

[Jordan]

You know guys, his house could have blown over and his PC might have gone with it. We'll never know...

[Daxter King]

I am dead. I died. I am possessing an Amish guy to type this. The Amish guy is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I bought him every type of electrical item known to man.

[Havoc]

Okay that is so worth quoting but I already have a very good one. SOMEONE QUOTE HIM!!

Havoc

[snuzi]

Quoted. Whoo!