OH SHIT!!!
Well, there are six tornadoes forming, the sky is purple, we are under a tornadoe warning, and the sirens just rang. Goodbye all.
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Haha, well I wish I could have got to know you. See ya :lol:
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Woah. Are you serious? :lol:
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Six at the same time? What the hell did you do to piss Him off that much? I can't even get one tornado! Please share your secret!
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Nature doesn't nagotiate.
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Havoc you can have all my tornadoes if you please. |
If there are six tornadoes outside... shouldn't you like... get the hell out of there? What are you still hanging around here for you nimrod!!
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Take a picture of our six friends. I'm sure they'll be glad to meet us.
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Seriously man, don't you have like a windowless basement or something? Or a conviniently placed army bunker? |
Good thing you on you electric conmputer waiting for responses from us:rolleyes:
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You'd rather stay on a forum than run away from a tornado. What is the world coming to?
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Nope, no one has basement round here. Has something to do with the dirt. I plan to hide in a local ditch, as the tornado would pass over me if it got close.
So yeah, I have no where to go, thats why I'm here. I can run to the ditch in less than 30 seconds. |
Don't forget to wave at them, they're very social disasters.
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A ditch? Yea you go! Great plan!
Okay guys, anyone here attached to Daxter please report to Alcar or me for mental help after this guy is sucked into a tornado because he was hiding in a goddamn DITCH!! Havoc |
Dude, tornadoes pass over ditches, they do not go into them. If I was too hold on to something sturdy, it would pass right over me. Anyways its clearing up and birds are singing.
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Uhm... tornadoes are made of pure wind. A ditch isn't going to do you a whole lot of good unless it's half a mile deep. In which case you're talking about a canyon and not a ditch.
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Throw the birds at it.
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I have an idea. Offer POW's aborted son to the tornado to calm it down. That's a fair trade, right?
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Seriously, look it up. Ditches can save you. The ignorance and overall welcoming my death astounds me.
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We're just joking, dude. Really, I hope you pull through :)
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Completely unakin to a tornado’s behaviour when encountering a ditch, this thread went over my head.
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Tornadoes huh? I love the wild fury of Mother Nature...
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Wait, don't we get these kind of threads every year? I mean, if it bothers you so much, get out of Tornado Alley then!
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... well. Nice knowing you.
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Holy crap that's, like, Day After Tomorrow shit! RUN FOR THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN!!!!!
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You know guys, his house could have blown over and his PC might have gone with it. We'll never know... :D
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I am dead. I died. I am possessing an Amish guy to type this. The Amish guy is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I bought him every type of electrical item known to man.
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Okay that is so worth quoting but I already have a very good one. SOMEONE QUOTE HIM!!
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Quoted. Whoo!
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