Tell the Board Your Vital Stats

[Havoc]

Nate is gayer then the guy from Will & Grace in a pink bikini... no wait... yea he is.

Havoc

[Rex Tirano]

Age: 16 [17 in 4 months!]
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half scottish, half sexpot.
Job: A student who should be looking for a job but who's far to lazy.

- Rexy

[Spirrow]

Hey, you stole my idea, Statikk. On lighter terms I wanted to put my biography in my profile, but I guess Peter limited it to 2000 letters or some
crap like that. So why not post where the whole world can see?!

Age: 13 (goin' 14 in July)
Ethicity: American
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Job: Homeschooled student since half way through third grade, worker in a family owned kennel, (intending to become a professional hackjacker

Character Bio: Spirrow

"If there is anything Spirrow loves more than annoying people, well, he hasn't discovered it yet. And not just for the sake of trying, spamming up forums, annoying the hell out of Jordan and Glowi, plotting to ban Rexy permanently, and once successfully earning himself an unofficial and official warning, he's done 'em all.

Spirrow takes semi-occasional parttime pleasure in torturing and plotting against his least favorite members including Rexy and Used and intends a painful ending to them both.

When not entertaining the forum junkies with his saucy, spammy humor, Spirrow tends to kick back and dream about his temporary crush on a forum chick who he once imitated and annoyed to her own forum extermination."

Man.....I'm pretty violent and reckless to those I loathe.....so I had no problem expressing myself.

[Voodoo Hand]

Age:58.

Gender: Male.

Sexual Orientation: Blatant Heterosexual

Race: Caucasian.

Ethnicity:Welsh, with one very sneeky Scottsman thrown in.

Job:Installation and instruction of CNC machinery to grossly overcaptialized Assholes.

[Jordan]

Is it "Nate is gay week" or something? Gosh, leave the guy alone!

[moxco]

Yes, I was going to make one of these threads two. Exept I was going to put languages and intruments in it.

[Paramite of War]

Age: 14(15 in July)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight and hates when friends act gay in public.
Race: German,Russian,Irish,French,American
Though I want to move to Australia one day.

Religion: Christian
Job: Aspiring Zoologist

[Nate]

Nate is gayer than Cher on stilts!

Alcar...

Really, now?

Who was it that was expressing his undying love for Madonna last week? Which of the two of us has posted forums of himself wearing bright red leather pants and other equally fruity clothing? Who gets drunk at the drop of a hat and chats up transvestites?

May I suggest that people in glass houses not throw stones?





I know this is harsh, but I really hate Cher.

[ANN NEELY]

Age: 14, turning 15 in May
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Null
Race: White
Ethnicity: Pretty much everything except African, Polynesian, and Asian.
Job: Student, conspiracy theorist
Instrument: Ocarina

[Patrick Vykkers]

Madonna is a woman. Alcar is a man. Therefore, Alcar expressing love for Madonna would leave an impression of heterosexuality. Or is this love in a "I like her style and would like to dress up like her" way?

[skillya_glowi]

How does someone have a 'null' sexual orientation though?

[snuzi]

Perhaps they don't like either gender?

[skillya_glowi]

Well, uh...I'm sorry to bring up the subject of castration...
(the thought did cross my mind, but...nevermind)

[Daxter King]

Age:14
Gender:Male
Orientation:Straight
Race:Cracker
Ethnicity:Mostly German, with some Scottish, Irish, and Italian thrown in.
Jobont have one.

[Arxryl]

^^^^^^^^

wow. it's me.

[Nate]

How does someone have a 'null' sexual orientation though?

It's called 'asexual' and is more common than you'd think, especially in women. But many people put up a charade of heterosexuality to fit in with societal norms.

That said, the one guy I know who claimed to be asexual gave it up pretty quickly when he found a girl that was actually interested in him.

[Bullet Magnet]

Age: 18
Gender: male
Orientation: straight, apparently
Race: Pale
Ethnicity: British... so Anglo, Norman, Saxon, Viking and just about every other European ethnicity ever to come ashore wielding a sword.

[Alcar]

Really, now?

Who was it that was expressing his undying love for Madonna last week? Which of the two of us has posted forums of himself wearing bright red leather pants and other equally fruity clothing? Who gets drunk at the drop of a hat and chats up transvestites?

May I suggest that people in glass houses not throw stones?





I know this is harsh, but I really hate Cher.

Remind me to bring up the subject of Cher when I am down in Melbourne during July

And I did state that my sexual orientation does depend on the level of drunkenness I have attained at a particular moment. I have been known to get quite raunchy with females while intoxicated, something I come to regret when I wake up the next morning.

*cold shivers*

Alcar...

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Age: 14
Gender: female
Sexual Orientation: Dunno
Race: human
Ethnicity: ...Uhh, Scottish and Irish
Job: None

[Wil]

Age: 19 (oooooooold)
Height: 6′ 1″
Gender: male
Sexual orientation: gay
Hair length at crown: 10″
Race: quarter mile
Ethnicity: I have no idea
Job: full‐time student of environmental science
Languages: English, learning Lojban
Instruments: trombone
Diet: vegan

[used:)]

Age: 16
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi maybe.
Race: Capra sapiens
Ethnicity: European mix, Latin American (deep Italian descent)
Job: student, musician, due to be a bagger at Giant Eagle come summer. Great.
Languages: English, learning Spanish.
Intruments: Euphonium (proficient), piano (not proficient), voice (somewhat proficient). I hope to start out on either trumpet or saxophone.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Age: 12
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: Native American, Scottish, Russian, German, Italian, and French
Languages: English XD
Intruments: Drums
Job: To make sure all shall see the day when Alf rises to take over the world. And the top-notch sleeper.

[skillya_glowi]

Well I didn't hear of any Languages or Instruments sections. Now that I do though...

Languages: English (fluent), Russian (fluent), Spanish (somewhat fluent but rather limited), Dutch (not fluent) French (not fluent at all)
To get into this category I must know a language well enough to keep a very limited conversation (Hello, how are you, nice weather today, how is your family, oh, no, is your mother unwell, well, I gotta go, see you soon, goodbye)
And in about 10 years after plenty studying my goal is to be quinti-lingual.

Instfuments: Only vocal. I used to play piano when I was around 5, but it all...went away somehow. I can play one song

[Arxryl]

Hm, instruments and languages?


Languages: English with some accents thrown in and hoping to learn Spanish and some other languages...

Instruments: I can play the Saxophone... I really enjoy how the song "Grim Grinning Ghosts" sounds on it.

[snuzi]

Languages: Polish, English, and very little French.
Instruments: Guitar.

[ziggy]

ok then

languages: english, REALLY bad german (me in german class "uh...das is gut?")

instruments: gweetar, saxaphone, drums

[E'l Scrabino]

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Race: White

Ethnicity: Australian, Scottish

Job: -

[moxco]

Yay, everyones using my idea!
Intrument: Piano
Languages: English & Japanese

[Nemo]

Job: Student, conspiracy theorist
Instrument: Ocarina

Oh, you too?

[Paramite of War]

Well then...
Language: English, Simple Spanish
Instruments: Clarinet, Myself, also playing the piano is fun