Tell the Board Your Vital Stats

Statikk HDM · #1 04-09-2007, 08:59 AM

Age: 19(20 in 7 days)
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half German, Half Italian
Job:Seeking but not finding, asking but not having it given on to me, knocking and not getting an answer.

***Alcar*** · #2 04-09-2007, 09:55 AM

Age: 19 (20 in 7 months)
Gender: Male (although the pills are kicking in now...)
Sexual Orientation: Depends how drunk I am
Race: White, occasionally black
Ethnicity: Australian/Irish/Celtic/English/Scottish/Welsh/Aboriginal/Spanish
Job: Supervisor in The Data Centre at Australia's largest telecommunications firm

Alcar...

OddjobAbe · #3 04-09-2007, 10:06 AM

Age: 36
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Race: White, English
Ethnicity: Partly American (I was born in Indiana), but in actual fact, I'm English.
Job: Doctor of medicine, doctor of physics.

moxco · #4 04-09-2007, 11:17 AM

Oh, I'm only a little kid. *sigh*
Age: 11. [12 in 4 months.]
Gender:Male.
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual.
Race: White Australian.
Ethinicity: Australian, Irish, Danish, English, Welsh.
Job: Er, student.

Havoc · #5 04-09-2007, 12:52 PM

Age: 19
Sexual Orientation: Straight, with a side crush for tigers...
Race: White, Dutch
Ethinicity: Half Dutch, Half German
Job: Voluntary Predator Caretaker / ICT 'Specialist'

Havoc

snuzi · #6 04-09-2007, 01:21 PM

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Polish (but born in Colombia

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Job: None as of yet, because I'm a lazy bastard.

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Gender: What do I put if I'm a homosexual? Nah, just joking I'm accutaly a homophobic

That has nothing to do with gender. And you'll probably be crucified after admitting that you're homophobic

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Leto · #7 04-09-2007, 01:46 PM

^He already has been crucified I believe. I guess it's the second coming of MoxCo.

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi as your nanny.
Race: White
Ethnicity: Irish/Croation
Job: Filemonkey, in search of something better at the moment.

Patrick Vykkers · #8 04-09-2007, 01:47 PM

Actually MoxCo, you aren't a little kid. Just a kid. You'd have to be a toddler to qualify for that moniker. And homophobes are disgusting slime who deserve to be bear hugged by Freddy Mercury.

Age: 15 (Well, close to)
Gender: Male
Race: Humanoid
Ethnicity: Scottish-Irish-French-African
Occupation: Fat Sack o' Skin
See also: Waste, Neocon, Zionazi, Joo, Fat, Intelligent, Xenophiliac, Islamophobia, Ugly

Nemo · #9 04-09-2007, 01:51 PM

Age: 16, appearantly
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Dun care
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Job: Student.

SeaRex · #10 04-09-2007, 02:36 PM

Age: 20.

Gender: Male.

Sexual Orientation: Straight.

Race: Caucasian.

Ethnicity: Primarily Irish/German. Very very small amounts of Scottish and Cherokee Native American.

Job: Waiter, Student.

Salamander · #11 04-09-2007, 02:57 PM

Age: 14.
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White.
Ethnicity: Going by my passport, Half New Zealander (Grammar?) , Half Dutch.
Job: Meh, NCEA is keeping me busy.

Havoc · #12 04-09-2007, 03:20 PM

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Actually MoxCo, you aren't a little kid. Just a kid. You'd have to be a toddler to qualify for that moniker. And homophobes are disgusting slime who deserve to be bear hugged by Freddy Mercury.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Weren't you the guy who claimed god hated gay people and they should all die yada yada in that 'gay' topic from a while back? Could have sworn it was you, or am I mixing you up with someone else now?

Havoc

snuzi · #13 04-09-2007, 03:39 PM

If you're referring to the "Should Homosexuals Be Allowed To Adopt" thread, then it was Bitter Buffalo who said something like that, not Patrick.

Havoc · #14 04-09-2007, 03:40 PM

Oh oops, my bad. Sorry Patrick!

Carry on with this lovely thread

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Havoc

Jordan · #15 04-09-2007, 03:43 PM

Lol... This is cool.

Age: 13
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straightsexual.
Race: White
Ethnicity: English.
Job: Student. -_-

skillya_glowi · #16 04-09-2007, 04:05 PM

Age: 16
Gender: Female ^^
Sexual Orientation: Straight, and, um, zoo...
Race: white
Ethnicity: half Russian and half Ukranian
Job: Student

Arxryl · #17 04-09-2007, 06:08 PM

Age: 14, turning 15 in May.

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight... but plants are hot.

Race: Caucasian (white as sour cream)

Ethnicity: Scottish and German...

Job: None as of yet, but I plan to work sometime when I become legally old enough to work.

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ziggy · #18 04-09-2007, 06:09 PM

Age: 16
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: straight
Race: mostly white
Ethnicity: hungarian/cherokee indian/irish
Job: student

***Nate*** · #19 04-09-2007, 07:04 PM

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Race: White
Ethnicity: Half Polish, half Hungarian, all Jewish.
Job: Student Robotics Engineer and Computer Scientist. Occasionally work for a company that makes automotive test equipment. Currently applying for graduate programs.

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Well all Australians are English. Exept for those scrary Aboriginese!

I was about to say that that is the stupidest thing you've ever said but... there's a lot of competition for that title.

For one thing, more early Australians were Irish than English, what with poverty in Ireland pushing people either to crime (and then transportation) or to new opportunities on the other side of the planet. In any case, more than half of Australia's current population have immigrated since WWII, most from mainland Europe and Asia.

Don't get me started on the Aborigines comment.

mitsur · #20 04-09-2007, 07:13 PM

Name: Colby
Age: 14 (15 in about 20 days)
Sexual Orientaion: Comfortably straight, meaning I'm not a total homophobe. C'mere for a hug, guys!
Race: White
Ethnicity: American, with a bit of Native American thrown in
Job: Student, but if you asked what I wanted to be, I'd say Graphics Designer

snuzi · #21 04-09-2007, 07:25 PM

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Ethnicity: Half Polish, half Hungarian, all Jewish.

So, you're half Polish, hmm? Do you speak the language, by chance?

Patrick Vykkers · #22 04-09-2007, 07:50 PM

Nate is gay? Well well well, that's interesting. And Havoc it is okay. Although I don't see how you got Patrick Vykkers mixed up with Bitter Buffalo.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #23 04-09-2007, 08:42 PM

Age: 19
Sexual Orientaion: Hetero (And this is a "vital" stat how?...)
Race: White
Ethnicity: American. Beyond that... Pft. Like I know.
Job: Student. And an assistant librarian? I dunno what it's called...

***Nate*** · #24 04-09-2007, 09:17 PM

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So, you're half Polish, hmm? Do you speak the language, by chance?

Nope. Closest I've got is a little bit of Yiddish.

Leto · #25 04-10-2007, 12:33 AM

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Don't get me started on the Aborigines comment.

It would just make me want to beat with them sticks even more.

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(And this is a "vital" stat how?...)

Because this is quite possibley the gayest forum, third to 1. Gaia and 2. Sigur Ros messageboard. Or it used to be. Myes.

Rich · #26 04-10-2007, 12:45 AM

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: English (with tiny sprinklings of Polish and French according to the family tree)
Job: -

moxco · #27 04-10-2007, 12:48 AM

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Race: Humanoid

No, really?

***Xavier*** · #28 04-10-2007, 02:01 AM

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethnicity: Belgian, that's a mix of French and Dutch
Job: Student at uni

Chubfish · #29 04-10-2007, 05:04 AM

Age: 12
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Race: White
Ethicity: British
Job: Student (though i would love to be an arty guy)

***Alcar*** · #30 04-10-2007, 07:47 AM

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Nate is gay? Well well well, that's interesting. And Havoc it is okay. Although I don't see how you got Patrick Vykkers mixed up with Bitter Buffalo.

How many times has that been asked in the past week?

Nate is gayer than Cher on stilts!

Alcar...