Not bad, for a start! Very nice touches of humour

Just yeah, update the graphics a tad, the maple-leaf pattern doesn't really leave much to the imagination. I recommend using Photoshop to create cool banners and Microsoft FrontPage to stich the website together. It's what I used, except in my day I was horrible with Photoshop and my banners came out looking something next to shit...I fixed them already, but the update's a looong while away...
Shoot. I drifted off again. So yeah, I was saying, the only thing I could criticize was the layout. Keep up the good work, and don't abandon it, or I'll be very sad.
Oh oh and howmuch was the domain name? (If not personal question)