Oddworld Bloopers -

oddlemm · #**331** 12-23-2006, 09:02 AM

Abraham Lure: very good and interesting ^^

but like what "Jordan_Boi" said. =/

Abraham Lure · #**332** 12-23-2006, 09:12 AM

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Well... These are very... interesting! You know there is a thread like this where you can post em, which can be found here: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...hlight=blooper

But they are still pretty good all the same, and you are new, but in future use the search tool!

I'm really sorry. Aw man, I've only been here for a little while and I've already screwed up. Okay, can someone lock or delete this topic please? I'm sorry

Spirrow · #**333** 12-23-2006, 10:28 AM

Actually, Cullen's thread was for everyone to post their bloopers
in, but if you want you can have this as a second thread-since it's
in the fan fiction part of the forum-created for the sole of seeing
what ideas you can come up with. Sort of like a fan fiction itself.

Welcome to the forums. I liked the bloopers.
I think the director is worthy of being an Angry Alcar.

oddlemm · #**334** 12-23-2006, 11:33 AM

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Actually, Cullen's thread was for everyone to post their bloopers
in, but if you want you can have this as a second thread-since it's
in the fan fiction part of the forum-created for the sole of seeing
what ideas you can come up with. Sort of like a fan fiction itself.

Welcome to the forums. I liked the bloopers.
I think the director is worthy of being an Angry Alcar.

i didn't know that o.o
my mistakes ._.;

Jordan · #**335** 12-23-2006, 12:42 PM

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I think the director is worthy of being an Angry Alcar.

I've never experienced Alcar when he's angry, what's he's like?

dripik_12 · #**336** 12-23-2006, 12:51 PM

hehe those are so funny

Spirrow · #**337** 12-23-2006, 09:55 PM

I have no idea, Jordan. But I suppose Alcar might relieve his bad mood
and amuse himself by passing around some warnings or banning a few
people so they can join as reinforcements to the N00b army.

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i didn't know that o.o
my mistakes ._.;

Didn't know what?

Jordan · #**338** 12-24-2006, 02:39 AM

I wonder if Alcar is one of those people who just explode with anger out of nowhere?

I've never seen a mod properly angry, they always seem so calm all the time... They'll be seeing this so... You are very nice people!

oddlemm · #**339** 12-24-2006, 02:55 AM

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Didn't know what?

i didn't know you was allow to do another bloopers....i'm sorry. -_-

***Alcar*** · #**340** 12-24-2006, 04:00 AM

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I have no idea, Jordan. But I suppose Alcar might relieve his bad mood
and amuse himself by passing around some warnings or banning a few
people so they can join as reinforcements to the N00b army.

Spirrow, is there some latent resentment you have towards me?

I can't determine whether you're being sarcastic, or if I'm being too paranoid. I'm sure I've picked up on this is other threads as well.

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I wonder if Alcar is one of those people who just explode with anger out of nowhere?

I've never seen a mod properly angry, they always seem so calm all the time... They'll be seeing this so... You are very nice people!

It's rare for me to get angry on the Internet, although I can do a pretty mean glare at the computer screen. You'd have to really piss me off - I think only one member has ever really got me to within the stage where I would dismiss any form of democracy and go utterly Nazi on their ass. But after years of moderating, and then super moderating, and then administrating, you do pick up on a lot of things (unwillingly, I'll add). It's usually best to remain calm, and objective as opposed to subjective - emotions are a no-no.

I've merged the Bloopers threads, by the way

No harm done, Abraham.

Alcar...

Jordan · #**341** 12-24-2006, 04:27 AM

I wondered what just happened to this thread! Alcar, who was that person? Was it one of those noobs? Sound the n00b alarm, Mitsur!

Arxryl · #**342** 12-24-2006, 09:27 AM

Umm... yeah. I'm sure I'm a little late on the commenting, but brilliant job Abraham! Those were hilarious!

Matriar · #**343** 01-01-2007, 03:22 AM

I've talked with PacotheTaco (or whatever his name is on Oddworldforums...). He's the guy who made other Oddworld flash movies too.
He said, he'll help me with the Oddworld Blooper movie. I don't know how to make a movie but I did write the script before and sent it to him.
Well, I hope he'll make it soon because this is going to be great, I think.

Oddie · #**344** 01-01-2007, 07:05 AM

Thats a brilliant idea strangers maid! I can't wait to see it when its done, and I hope it all goes well

Arxryl · #**345** 01-01-2007, 07:31 AM

Sounds awesome! I'd love to see it and maybe even the finished project!

Matriar · #**346** 01-01-2007, 09:41 AM

I can't wait to see it too but PacoTheTaco is currently busy. So it could take a bit longer. I ask for your patience.

Creepy Doc · #**347** 01-02-2007, 01:18 AM

Sure, I can wait.

I wonder, how long does the movie take itself?

Matriar · #**348** 01-02-2007, 04:51 AM

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I wonder, how long does the movie take itself?

Hmm, not that long.
I put the best bloopers (wich means "best in my eyes") in my script and looked what I could show in the movie without changing the real oddworld movie sequences.
But therefore changing their music and/or text to make them funny.

I guess, the movie will not take longer than 10 or 15 minutes at last...

Creepy Doc · #**349** 01-02-2007, 09:31 AM

Well, can't wait to see it!

Abraham Lure · #**350** 01-22-2007, 12:50 PM

I have 2 bloopers. I thought they weren't too bad. Well actually, it's three bloopers. No, wait. It's for.

*Bad Ending Screw up*
(The fuzzles attack Abe and Munch. One flies at Munch and accidentally goes into his mouth)
Munch: (Starts choking)
Abe: He's choking! Munch is choking!
Random Fuzzle: I'll save him!
(The fuzzle pounds Munch on the stomach and Munch coughs the fuzzle up)
Munch: (Close to tears)I need a break...I thought I was going to die!
Director: CUT!!

*Belching is gross*
(Munch and Abe are standing there. Munch suddenly starts belching but right in the middle of a loud one, he vomits)
Abe: (Looks at the director) I told you that belching was no good for him
Munch: (Shivers)
Director: CUT!!

*Farting is even worse*
(Abe and Munch are standing there. Abe suddenly farts and he looks shocked)
Abe: All right....who's been putting laxatives in my tea again?!
(Lulu snickers while Abe carefully shuffles off to the toilets)

*Falling asleep Mid-sentence has it's consequences*
Raisin: You must go to the big well...and then....and then...(Falls asleep)
Abe: (Snickers and pulls out a marker)
(The director can only watch, dumbfounded as all the mudokuns start drawing rude pictures all over Raisin)
Director: (To himself) Raisin is going to be (censored) off when he finds out...

Well, that's all of them for now. I will post more later.

Jordan · #**351** 01-22-2007, 01:11 PM

They were great Ray! I got to see them first!

Thankyou!

Matriar · #**352** 01-23-2007, 03:13 AM

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*Falling asleep Mid-sentence has it's consequences*
Raisin: You must go to the big well...and then....and then...(Falls asleep)
Abe: (Snickers and pulls out a marker)
(The director can only watch, dumbfounded as all the mudokuns start drawing rude pictures all over Raisin)
Director: (To himself) Raisin is going to be (censored) off when he finds out...

That's my favorite blooper! That image is great.

dripik_12 · #**353** 01-23-2007, 06:30 AM

those are so funny, Ray!

I can't stop laugh!

Creepy Doc · #**354** 01-23-2007, 09:16 AM

I like all of them. Good job, Abraham Lure!

scrab queen · #**355** 01-23-2007, 12:50 PM

WOW. awesome ones abraham lure! I really like tied up #3 and cliff fall #3.

stealing sligs pants · #**356** 03-30-2007, 09:33 AM

okay i got one

ae good ending:

slig

ants pants wheres my pants
(camera turns around to find abe standing the sniffing the inside of the pants
abe:erm...its not what it looks like honest

what u think

Arxryl · #**357** 03-30-2007, 09:56 AM

Heh. Pretty funny! I think this thread is a little over a month old though, so be careful what you reply to.

But meh... this thread is a good one so...

Good job again! Simple and sweet.

Jordan · #**358** 03-30-2007, 09:58 AM

Heh... Abe's a scrubber... XD Great one!

scrab queen · #**359** 04-02-2007, 12:35 AM

Hmm, I think everybody's run out of ideas. Time for an awards ceremony! (starts plotting like an evil person) hehehehe.

skillyaslig · #**360** 04-02-2007, 02:42 AM

Story endings
AE, when the muds are climbing the wooden fence to get into Nerum one grabs a piece of wood and its rips off, the mud falls and hits all the others.
Abe:Goddamn wood!
***
Start of AE.
Abe:...Blind ones that couldn’t see-
The blind mud turns a bit too sharply and trips, hits his head on the camera and falls over.
Lorne: Cut!
***
MO, when the gabbier auction starts and Lulu comes in. Valet does not move quickly enough and Lulu trips over him and whacks into the Case holding the Gabbier, which shatters.
Munch: Hey! that’s my bros and sisters in there!
Lorne: Cut! Goddanmit...
***
AE bad ending:
Abe:Hey it was harder than it looked-
The mud behind him tries to hit him with the bottle, misses and smashes the camera.
Mud: Oh crap...
***
SW
In Docs office.
Stranger, leans forward and drags his claws across the table
Doc shivers in fear and goes to flip his eye piece back but the glasses fall off his head and shatter on the floor.
Doc: Darn, that was my only pair…
Lorne: For Gods sake-
***
AO when abe gets through the stockyards & past the slogs. He looks up and sees…
The gabbit foot moon.
Lorne:Wrong set!
***
MO, bad ending
Humphrey dials up Lady Margret
Humphrey:…Waiting for you right-
He breaks off as Crig the sligs voice is on the phone
Crig: Hey there its Crig, can I get a family sized pizza with all the toppings, you know mushrooms, extra cheese-
Humphery: Crig! Get off!
Crig: What? Humphrey, are you working at pizza hut now?
Humphrey: Crig! Get off the phone!
Crig: But Im hungry!
Irwin: For odds sake!
Lorne: Cut! Okay take two…
***
MO. Lulu is on the blimp as it docks onto Vykkers labs. As he hops towards the door it slams shut and Lulu whacks into it and flips over and falls off the ledge and down.
Interns:Hahhaha!
Lorne:Who played with the door!?
***
SW when he gets his pants taking off.
When they come off a long red toungue curls out of one of the boots
Stranger: (In woodys voice) Theres a fleech in my boot!
***
SW ending:
Old Steef (breathing his last): "Is the water... free?"
Stranger: "Yeah. All free."
Old Steef smiles softly: "It's free! Free. Free... "
And he dies. Stranger burst into loud tears
Lorne: Damnit Stranger! Now we have to start over!
***
AE when Phleg is given out soul storm brew
Phleg: Don’t Drink! Think! *pauses* Oh crap…
Mud and slig laugh.
***
AE at the start of the gameply
Flying slig: Something smells…
He turns but flies forward and smashes into the camera and goes flipping off screen
Abe: Whoo! Watch those rotor blades mate!
***
MO good ending In the aution
Tex: (in French accent) Two hundrezz and five Moola!
Lulu: Wrong accent.
Tex:Gaddam!
Lorne: Cut!
***
Not very good but the best I could come up with
hope you like it.