Abe's Odyssey Bloopers/Outtakes
Hello, everyone. I usually write bloopers to videogames I've played, cartoons or tv shows or movies I've watched or books or comics I've read. Well, it depends if people want to see bloopers or not. I will probably write bloopers for all 3 Oddworld games I've played (Abe's Odyssey, Abe's Exoddus and Munch's Odyssey). These AO bloopers will either be a one-off or a series. Note, there will be mild language in this and mild violence. Now...let the bloopers begin:
(Abe is seen reading a script)
Abe: The acting went well, the actors were lovely to work with and we all get everything done in one take...(Looks at the director and tears the script in half) This is (Censored)!
Director: Now now, Abe. As you're the first protaganist of the Oddworld game, you're presenting the making of 'Oddworld, Abe's Odyssey'. Now get on with it (Walks off)
Abe: What he doesn't know...is that I've got a blooper tape, proving that the acting was not as easy as it looked...want to see it? You do? Then let's see it!
(He puts the tape in and presses the play button)
*Tape Starts*
*The Beginning*
(Rupture Farms stuff)
Abe: This is Rupture Farms. They say it's the biggest meat processing planet-
Director: Planet?! You're meant to say 'plant'!
(Everyone cracks up)
Director: CUT!!
*Take 2*
Abe: This is Rupture farms, they say it's the biggest meat-(Cracks up). It sounds so filthy! (Continues laughing)
Director: Stupid aliens and their dirty minds...
*Take 3*
Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say....they say...(Falls asleep)
Ray: Kind of reminds me of the almighty raisin...(Chuckles)
Director: Shut up, Ray!
(In case you want to know, Ray is the one helping Abe show the bloopers)
*Take 4*
Abe: This is Mullock's Meat Factory. It went well but then Mullock had to close it down because he was worried about people stealing his work. Now no one ever goes in and no one ever comes out
Director: I'll ignore that 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' reference...now then...CUT!!! And stick to your scripts.
*Take 5*
(Abe's voice comes out really well when he speaks)
Abe: This is Rupture Farms...they say it's the biggest-
Director: CUT! Someone turn those microphones down. Let's just work on a later scene....
*Tied up*
(Abe is seen bound)
Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year...now I'm dead meat
Ray: That line is so corny!
Director: Keep your comments to yourself, Ray! Cut!
*Take 2*
(Abe is seen bound)
Ray: Ooh...(Censored)
(Abe cracks up laughing his head off)
Director: (Angry)
*Take 3*
Abe: That's me...my name is Abe. I was Employee of the Year..now I'm dead meat...
Director: Good
Camera-Man: Um...you're meant to say...'cut and print'...
Director: OH FIDDLESTICKS!!!
*Cliff-fall*
(Abe falls down the cliff and lands on his head. We hear a cracking sound)
Abe: (Screams) ARGH!! MY NECK!!
Director: Oh (censored)! Cut! And someone get a medic for Abe!
*Take 2*
(Abe is lying on the ground)
Abe: Then some Big-Face appeared...(Big Face comes out of the light and-)
Ray: BIG-FACE! XD!!
(She runs up to him and hugs him)
Big-Face: Nothing more to do but...(Hugs Ray back)
Director: (Growls)
*Take 3*
(Big-Face lifts Abe up with magic)
Ray: Hang on, what special effect is that?
Big-Face: Abe is in a hypnotic trance for this scene...making him float....
Ray: Ooh...
Big-Face: Watch this...Abe, you are not wearing anything...
Abe: Eek!
Ray: (Laughs)
Director: You can shut up now, Ray...
*Take 4*
(Abe gets up and runs into the Mosaic Line area)
Big-Face: (Takes his mask off and has a British Accent and body markings all ove his face with long flowing feather-like hair) Ah yes, that's perfect. Cheerio...
Director: You do realise...that the camera was still rolling...don't you?
Big-Face: (Sweatdrops) Uh...no
Director: ARGH!!
*Take 5*
(Abe gets up and starts to run into the Mosaic Line area)
Abe: But before I forget. I must do this (He moons the Director and farts at him. Everyone ends up laughing, except the Director)
Director: (Getting very angry) Cut!
*Take 6*
(Abe runs towards the Mosaic Line area and runs into the door, banging his head)
Abe: Who put that there!?
(The Director laughs in a crazy way)
Everyone: o_O
*Take 7*
(Abe runs toward the Mosaic Line area. Big-Face is just standing there)
Big-Face: What am I meant to do?
Director: If you stayed still and kept your (censored) mouth shut, then we could edit you out so you are not seen when Abe is awakening...
Big-Face: Oh...sorry...
*Power*
Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull. But when he turns back, he looks traumatised)...I think I've given myself fright for life...
Director: (Glares)
Abe: Don't hurt me! (Runs away)
*Take 2*
Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took....I CAN'T DO IT (Runs off)
Director: Get back here!! You need to do it!
*Take 3*
Abe: Scars complete, the spirits took form...now my chant had power...(He turns into Shykrull and chases after the Director)
Director: ARGH!! (Runs for it with Shykrull giving chase)
*Yummy*
Abe: We still made Paramite Pies (Rubs his belly and goes 'mmmmm')
Ray: You look so cute when you do that, Abe
Abe: Aw thanks ^.^
Director: I hate all of you, you know that!
*Take 2*
Abe: And we made some good Scrab Cakes too (Rubs his hands togethor with glee)
Everyone: Awwww...
Abe: (Blushes)
*Tape Ends*
Abe: Yes, people find me cute and Big-Face has some nice fans too...if you include Ray...well...that's the tape...I'll see you all later
Well, that's the bloopers for now. I hope you like that.
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