Best Joke Ever...

Fuzzle Guy · #1 12-20-2006, 12:41 PM

Meh, it's a forum game (sort of). The aim of the game is basically to post the worst jokes you can possibly think of. (Funny, but really bad jokes). Eg:

:

Why does E.T stand for?

Cause he couldn't find a chair.

*audience coughs*

Okay, I'll start.

:

My dogs got no nose!

How does he smell?

Terrible!

That was the first joke I ever heard (It was the first thing my Dad said to me when I was born) and I'm sure if my Dad were to hear me classify that as a bad joke, he would ground me

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ANN NEELY · #2 12-20-2006, 01:58 PM

Q: What is a parent's favorite christmas song?
A: Silent Night! *is shot*

Jordan · #3 12-20-2006, 02:32 PM

Oh no... Another forum game, you'd better watch out for the mods, they hate them!
Anyway, I'd better join in!

Okay, I have this really cheesy cat joke book, I'll tell a joke from there!

What's striped and goes round and round?

A tabby in a revolving door! >.<

What's a cat's favourite TV programme?

Mews at ten! -_-

Strike Witch · #4 12-20-2006, 06:59 PM

Ugh.

How many sexes are there?

Three. Male sex, Female sex, and Insects.

Double-Ugh.

snuzi · #5 12-20-2006, 08:56 PM

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tune a fish.

Steve: Th-that's terrible, I'm sorry.

oddveteran93 · #6 12-20-2006, 10:02 PM

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car in it man.
Lol.............no.

***Nate*** · #7 12-21-2006, 01:34 AM

Okay, this is just wierd. I had an extended relay of SMS' with a friend today where we one-uped ourselves with who could tell a worse joke. My personal judgement was:

What do you call a gorilla with a banana stuck in each ear?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Hobo · #8 12-21-2006, 02:32 AM

The only funny jokes i know are racist, sexist or in some other way offensive.

In fact, they're the only funny jokes. Evar.

looney-bin · #9 12-21-2006, 04:19 AM

How do I put up spoiler tags?

Abe16 · #10 12-21-2006, 06:53 AM

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Okay, I have this really cheesy cat joke book, I'll tell a joke from there!

Same here, I have this even more cheesy monster joke book. *Ahem*

How do you go fishing for King Kong?

Bait a giant hook with a 2,000 pound banana!

What would you get if you crossed a hornet with a gaint ape?

Sting Kong!

What fish helped work on the Frankenstein Monster's head?

The brain sturgeon.

Munch's Master · #11 12-21-2006, 08:59 AM

Being the Monty Python addict I am, it was only a matter of time from the start of the thread until I posted this, which is the real best joke ever:

looney-bin · #12 12-21-2006, 01:32 PM

A baby seal walks into a club...

used:) · #13 12-21-2006, 03:22 PM

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The only funny jokes i know are racist, sexist or in some other way offensive.

In fact, they're the only funny jokes. Evar.

Yes. I agree with you completely.

Da Big-Cheese · #14 12-21-2006, 10:38 PM

Turely the worst joke ever

why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

its the oldest joke in the book

so old its not funny

Abraham Lure · #15 12-22-2006, 04:01 AM

Most of my jokes are quite rude because my friends like stupid humour like that. But I do know some nice jokes for all the family. Like this one...but it's really bad:

What did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-handed shop

Albino Slig · #16 12-22-2006, 10:47 AM

Here is a VERY funny one that you guys might enjoy.

Q: Where do dogs never go shopping

A: The flee market

I think that one was so funny. I like the ones you guys posted!

Abe16 · #17 12-22-2006, 11:25 AM

Jack:Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs!

Joe:Why?

Jack:You might step in a poodle!

Abe16 · #18 12-22-2006, 11:26 AM

Jack:Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs!

Joe:Why?

Jack:You might step in a poodle!

EDIT: Ack! Double post accidentally!

Jordan · #19 12-23-2006, 03:03 PM

You tell someone a knock knock joke, its for people who aren't thinking, here it goes:

Knock knock
Who's there?
I needap
I needapoo?

It's for the people who say oo instead of who, it makes em feel so stupid afterwards.