Best Joke Ever...
 

Meh, it's a forum game (sort of). The aim of the game is basically to post the worst jokes you can possibly think of. (Funny, but really bad jokes). Eg:

*audience coughs*

Okay, I'll start.

That was the first joke I ever heard (It was the first thing my Dad said to me when I was born) and I'm sure if my Dad were to hear me classify that as a bad joke, he would ground me :p.

Q: What is a parent's favorite christmas song?
A: Silent Night! *is shot*

Oh no... Another forum game, you'd better watch out for the mods, they hate them!
Anyway, I'd better join in!

Okay, I have this really cheesy cat joke book, I'll tell a joke from there!

What's striped and goes round and round?

A tabby in a revolving door! >.<


What's a cat's favourite TV programme?

Mews at ten! -_-

Ugh.

How many sexes are there?

Three. Male sex, Female sex, and Insects.


Double-Ugh.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tune a fish.

Steve: Th-that's terrible, I'm sorry.

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car in it man.
Lol.............no.

Okay, this is just wierd. I had an extended relay of SMS' with a friend today where we one-uped ourselves with who could tell a worse joke. My personal judgement was:

What do you call a gorilla with a banana stuck in each ear?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.

The only funny jokes i know are racist, sexist or in some other way offensive.

In fact, they're the only funny jokes. Evar.

How do I put up spoiler tags?

Same here, I have this even more cheesy monster joke book. *Ahem*

How do you go fishing for King Kong?

Bait a giant hook with a 2,000 pound banana! :sick:

What would you get if you crossed a hornet with a gaint ape?

Sting Kong!:o

What fish helped work on the Frankenstein Monster's head?

The brain sturgeon. :chairhit:

Being the Monty Python addict I am, it was only a matter of time from the start of the thread until I posted this, which is the real best joke ever:

A baby seal walks into a club...

Yes. I agree with you completely.

Turely the worst joke ever

why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side

its the oldest joke in the book :rolleyes:
so old its not funny

Most of my jokes are quite rude because my friends like stupid humour like that. But I do know some nice jokes for all the family. Like this one...but it's really bad:

What did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-handed shop

Here is a VERY funny one that you guys might enjoy.

Q: Where do dogs never go shopping

A: The flee market

I think that one was so funny. I like the ones you guys posted!

Jack:Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs!

Joe:Why?

Jack:You might step in a poodle!

:p

Jack:Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs!

Joe:Why?

Jack:You might step in a poodle!
:p
EDIT: Ack! Double post accidentally!

You tell someone a knock knock joke, its for people who aren't thinking, here it goes:

Knock knock
Who's there?
I needap
I needapoo?

It's for the people who say oo instead of who, it makes em feel so stupid afterwards.