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  #271  
11-08-2006, 04:47 AM
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I hate people who smash guitars...


Nothing a little superglue can't fix though...
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11-08-2006, 04:53 AM
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I figure some combination of Abstinence and Gun Control should do the trick...
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11-08-2006, 06:21 AM
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How do i respond to that without porn...
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11-08-2006, 10:09 AM
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Like this:

The girl decided to forget the Gun Control and go out on a shooting spree!
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Was going to go with a Vermin Lord or Cluny the Scourge but I figured it was geeky and a little too obscure.
The next repeater gets his or her genitals fluted away to the mountains.
Am I the only other peron here who knows what both of them are?
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11-08-2006, 10:36 AM
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Organians have evolved beyond bullets and bodies.
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11-08-2006, 05:04 PM
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They have evolved into stupid AI programs....
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Why? Why would anybody have any problems with a mad scientist who wants to take over the world, remove Homo sapiens as the dominant species and live forever?

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11-09-2006, 04:25 AM
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Which, in turn, may evolve in smarter AIs which may go rampant.

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11-09-2006, 07:27 AM
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Ohh...and emp...now you can't have any electronic devices for the next 10 posts.

(I'm not the only one who can do rules like this, just to let you know)
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11-09-2006, 09:22 AM
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Ice covers water

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A moment of silence...FOR THE BEST COME BACK EVER!!!
Lol. That truly was the best comeback ever. I couldn't stop laughing.
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11-09-2006, 09:31 AM
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what does Ice have to do with anything?
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11-09-2006, 09:36 AM
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Cos you put in a pic of an H-bomb. Hydrogen: Part of water?
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11-09-2006, 09:37 AM
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Your picture is of water is it not? Ice freezes over water thus PWNING it

EDIT: Oooh. My Bad.
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11-09-2006, 11:13 AM
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Nearly 10000 multi teraton turbolasers>Ice
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11-09-2006, 11:40 AM
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Ohh...and emp...now you can't have any electronic devices for the next 10 posts.
I think a huge Imperial Star Destroyer is counted as an electronic device.
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11-09-2006, 12:30 PM
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I think a huge Imperial Star Destroyer is counted as an electronic device.
But it's not plugged up to anything, and it's far away from the bomb since it's in space.
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11-09-2006, 12:34 PM
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A nuke is electronic, so to kill ice I'll go with...


EDIT: I think it would kill a star destroyer even if accepted.
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11-09-2006, 12:41 PM
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Here, try to beat a Black Hole.

*Waits for Soundgarden reference*
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11-09-2006, 01:01 PM
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(The Tardis managed to beat a Black Hole in a recent episode of Doctor Who if I remember correctly)
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Correctamundo, to paraphrase the Doctor in one of those episodes.
But to kill the Tardis you use:

EXTERMINATE! EXTERRRRMINATE!!!
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11-09-2006, 01:14 PM
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All Hail the Doctor. The Great Exterminator.

(Killed all of his own species and all the Daleks)
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11-09-2006, 01:29 PM
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Eccleston's ears are no match for Dumbo's ears:
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11-09-2006, 01:32 PM
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Elephants are scarred of mice.
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11-09-2006, 01:47 PM
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But what about Timmy? Dumbos best friend? He is a mouse...
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11-09-2006, 01:48 PM
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Lol, I did think of this when I was posting it, but I thought, most elephants are scarred of mice.
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11-09-2006, 02:16 PM
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Kitty kick mouse butt!!
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11-09-2006, 02:23 PM
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The Kitty will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.
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11-09-2006, 02:56 PM
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Sexiest Borg alive.
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11-09-2006, 04:44 PM
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That may be so, AlphaScrab,-excuse me, I meant Mojo-but the Terminator wouldn't have hesitated to blast her away if he could.
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11-09-2006, 09:41 PM
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Self Explanatory
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11-09-2006, 11:25 PM
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No mother can resist a cute lil' bald baby, that looks like Dewy from Malcolm in the Middle.
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