if you owned rupturefarms what food and recipies would you make -

Abe 01 · #31 08-17-2006, 05:58 AM

make green noodles out of fleeches and then use scrab legs as chopsticks

Spirrow · #32 08-17-2006, 05:58 AM

Blue Eagle Enterprise's:

Scrabber's FINEST slow-churned red jam. (made with the freshest scrab brains ever)

Paramite Peak's FINEST slow-churned purple jam. (made from the freshest paramite intestines, with everything that goes with it)

Spirrow · #33 08-18-2006, 10:54 AM

Slurg Slushies. Slurp it.

Slurg Surprise. Flavorful as ever.

Mudokon Munchies. Twice the flavor for Twice the savor. (That didn't make sense did it?)

Steefburger. Great novelty snacks.

Sloggy Dumplings. Still going heavy-twice the production.

Slig Slice. You'll never find a sharper soda.

Thanks for the idea, Bullet Magnet.

Creepy Doc · #34 08-19-2006, 07:37 AM

Human cookies

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Dark Elite_H2 · #35 08-19-2006, 09:31 AM

Mmm...everything sound so good in this thread!

Elum Merengue Pie with bits of shaved chocolate-covered Steef horn, Scrab jelly ring (copyright to Spirrow

and a hint of lemon.

Matriar · #36 08-19-2006, 01:46 PM

I think I become a vegetarian...

Bonedust · #37 08-19-2006, 06:03 PM

:

Slurg Slushies. Slurp it.

didnt you get that name from from the sign from AE or was that slurg sundays

how about Fuzzle Funnle Cakes
ground fuzzle meat
deep fry
and mix in cake batter

Spirrow · #38 08-19-2006, 06:09 PM

Ha, have fun trying to munch those hard horns, Dark Elite. Then
again maybe you can boil them down a bit and hope they become
soft like noodles.

Maid, don't become a vegetarian now, we need you to be the Grand Tester
of our latest products.

(undertone)
(And if you die, we'll give your ashes back to your family.

)

Edit:
I don't know if Slurg Slushies came from AE, but I don't think the industrials
have much use for slurgs.

How 'bout Fuzzle Fries. Simple, delicious strips of All-Natural Fuzzle meat.

Ha, you gotta love those company gimmicks. Is it really natural.

Matriar · #39 08-19-2006, 09:39 PM

:

Maid, don't become a vegetarian now, we need you to be the Grand Tester
of our latest products.

(undertone)
(And if you die, we'll give your ashes back to your family.

)

I think they would be pleased to receive a simple bouquet of flowers.

Creepy Doc · #40 08-21-2006, 01:23 AM

How about that:
An ash surprise...

Spirrow · #41 08-21-2006, 02:18 AM

No, Maid, that's the least you could ask from an over-corrupt enterprise
led by me. I'm not going to let your spirit wither away so fast.
I'm sorry, but you are fired. Just kidding, but you lost the job. Would not want to risk losing you to a chunk of meat.

(But we can still benefit from you in all stages of your life.)

Ah, great, now I'm going to need a new Tester. Hey, Creepy Doc, people
trust you. How would you like the job. A handsome sum for success, and
a death sentence (by the food) for failure. I'll await your answer.

:

How about that:
An ash surprise...

What...

Ninjaxe · #42 08-21-2006, 03:47 AM

Spoose Chockies
Yellow Centre with the essence of mint. One bite will give a bursting, crackling sensation. Nothing like you ever tasted before.

Eat them and how have the powers of possessions and they have medical purposes too. Nothing can be any sweeter.

CAUTION: Too much can rot the teeth and seriously affect the digestive system.

Bullet Magnet · #43 08-21-2006, 11:01 AM

Ninjaxe Munchies.

Ingredients: One Ninjaxe.

Take your basic Ninjaxe and slice into bitesize chunks with a rusty chainsaw. Eat.

Creepy Doc · #44 08-22-2006, 02:26 AM

:

Ah, great, now I'm going to need a new Tester. Hey, Creepy Doc, people
trust you. How would you like the job. A handsome sum for success, and
a death sentence (by the food) for failure. I'll await your answer.

That's great. Eating so much like I want all the time. And when I die nobody will miss me...
so where should I sign that contract?

Matriar · #45 08-22-2006, 06:52 AM

:

And when I die nobody will miss me...

Don't be that hard... I guess I'll miss you.

Creepy Doc · #46 08-24-2006, 06:26 AM

Aww... however:

-Munch fries
-Glukkon pops
-Elum chops
-Mudokon O's...

skillya_glowi · #47 08-31-2006, 05:27 PM

Mudokon O's?

BLLllleeeeeggrhhrhhgh. So far, the most appetizing creature on Oddworld seems to be either the Paramite or the Elum... And when I say appetizing, I mean it in the loosest sense of the word.

toxicity · #48 08-31-2006, 05:49 PM

Fried slurg with a garlic sauce, served with a side of scrab and meech chili.

...mmm, I just made myself hungry.

Guyect · #49 09-15-2006, 01:10 PM

then have this:

Giant Purple Slegburgers:

1 lb. ground giant purple-assed sleg meat.

2 oz. gabbiar

2 tablespoons of vykker's labs' food coloring agent purple number 43

1 oz. vykker's labs' special meat-binding agent number 7

metroixer · #50 09-15-2006, 02:26 PM

Eh to lasy to read whole topic. Sorry if some of my ideas were already used

.

Paramite pie! Put a paramite in a pie and you're done!

Scrab cake! Put some scrab guts in a frosted color cake and you're done!

It's so original

.

Spirrow · #51 09-16-2006, 09:39 AM

Just for your knowledge, Guyect, sligburger, steefburger and probably slogburger has already been created. But thanks to Alcar and his first failed attemp at upgrading the forums, half the posts in the thread have been deleted so you probably won't find them all around here.

On the other hand here's a whole new range of Spire Brokerage's latest
products.

Paramite Puffs. Paramites just went another step forward.

Scrab Patties. Your mouth will be howling like the Devil of Hellcry.(Or something like that.)

Bolamite Burgers. Even the ladies don't back away from these irresistible treats.

Meetle Munchies. Isn't that a new twist to your food?!

Slig 'N' slogs FINEST ready-mixed meat for fat and lazy American guys.

Quote by Hardees narrator: "Naturally you could go to the store, buy
it seperately, and mix it at home...but then you would have to buy it seperately and mix it at home.

Guys. Slig 'N' Slog's. Spire Brokerage.

Creepy Doc · #52 09-21-2006, 06:20 AM

Mudokon ice cream!

(...even Rupture Farm is the only factory which could make meat ice... yummy

)

Spirrow · #53 09-21-2006, 09:34 AM

You've also been late for the job lately, Creepy Doc. You know, I
would love to give you a raise and handle your retirement contract and
such.

Mmmm, Doc Brownies. (salivates)

Creepy Doc: You're getting more gross every time you post here,
Spirrow.

Spirrow: Yep, that's the price to success.

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This message brought to you by: Maid Munchies "Mmm Mmm,
it'll cost her more than an arm and a leg."

Monsaic · #54 09-21-2006, 12:40 PM

Glukkon Glace Cherries.

TREASON!

Spirrow · #55 09-22-2006, 07:55 AM

Did you mean "glazed" cherries. So what's the recipe list.

New list:

Stunkburger. It's not what you think.
Meechburger. We found the very last decomposing scraps in a corner and spiced it up for you.
Elum Slabs. (crickets chirrup)

Spirrow · #56 09-26-2006, 06:44 AM

I've got some more ideas of products:

Mountain Brew. Sounds sorta familiar
New Soullite Porta-Brews. Be Warned: Not much more portable than the original.
Slog Pops. Salty and chewy.
Elum pudding. Slimy and slurpy.
Meep Mash. Advised for young children only. (They are more likely to choke on it.)

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #57 09-26-2006, 05:08 PM

Don't bouble post (sorry,I couldn't resist correcting somebody for once

)

EDIT: Sorry,I didn't see the date.Damn I'm ****tarded

***Nate*** · #58 09-26-2006, 06:02 PM

Double posting is okay if there are several days between posts. In that case, editing wouldn't help as it wouldn't bump the thread up.

Spirrow · #59 09-27-2006, 01:08 AM

I do it like that all the time if several days or up to a week has passed.
I know it's not against the rules.

Creepy Doc · #60 09-27-2006, 01:38 AM

Sausage juice. Yummy!

or

Gastric juice. Hmmm!