if you owned rupturefarms what food and recipies would you make

snoozer · #1 07-30-2006, 02:24 PM

slog stew:
1kg of salt
3 slogs
1slig brain

mix slig brain and slogs till they are sticky then melt and throw on 1kg of salt

how about your wacky recipies

Cullen Heath · #2 07-30-2006, 02:33 PM

I'm pretty sure that there was a thread like this a while ago, but maybe people would like to do it again...

Let me think for a while, and I'll post later, when I come up with one.

Dusan · #3 07-30-2006, 02:46 PM

chocolate

snoozer · #4 07-30-2006, 03:22 PM

what kind

***Xavier*** · #5 07-30-2006, 10:46 PM

that was disgusting

Dusan, or you contribute to the topic or you don't post in it

Bullet Magnet · #6 07-31-2006, 01:34 AM

Elum Trail.

Take one bees' nest, and cut it down.

SAFETY HAZARD! Bees!

If you're not dead by now then mangle the nest, honey, bees, everything, in a big mixing pot of non-descript fashion, and leave to harden into cakes.

For weening elums off honey, or for adventurous souls who like food with that extra kick (the bees are still alive).

Mega-mud! · #7 07-31-2006, 07:24 AM

Take 3 slurgs mash them
put 2 mudokon toenails in mash that up too
dip your hands in elum crap and role slurg and toenails in a ball
cook for half an hour.

Mmmmm Mmmmm.....

***Wil*** · #8 07-31-2006, 11:04 AM

If I owned RuptureFarms? Well, the first thing I'd do is make it a shared ownership, then I'd make sure it produced nutritious vegan meals using local produce.

And then I'd get greedy, seize control in a bloody coup, and mass-manufacture a line of heavily salted, GM crisps in such tantalising flavours as:-

Roast Steef

Salt, Salt and Wolvinegar

Gabbit Cocktail

Ready Scrabbed

snoozer · #9 07-31-2006, 12:28 PM

meep slushie

throw a meep and anything else into a blender then mix for 7 mins then chill for 2 hours

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #10 07-31-2006, 04:32 PM

Steef legs
Fuzzle Smoothie
Ocalimari (octigi calimari)
Stunk Surprise
Glukkon Soup

Steef Legs:
Cut off a steef's legs and roast em.

Fuzzle Smoothie:
Throw a couple of fuzzles in a blender and pour into a glass

Ocalimari:
Cut up an Octigi and serve with fried elum

Stunk Surprise:
Blend stunkz and slog poo and bake in a pie crust

Glukkon Soup:
Chop up a glukkon,roast it,and throw it in a pot of spooce

Jordan · #11 08-01-2006, 01:22 AM

Glukkon soup? That's just crazy :P
Paramite muffins...
Chop all the legs off of a couple of Paramites.
Cut the sharp bits off on the end of the legs.
Blend the Paramite's body until it is a liquid.
Use the Mama Margaret's Muffin mix to make the muffin mix.
Pour the muffin mix fairly into some muffin containers
Pour the Paramite body liquid fairly into each bit of mix.
Stick a leg in the middle of each bit of mix.
Put the unmade muffins onto a pan and into an oven.
Take out when the muffins have rosen.
Sprinkle sugar, salt, pepper or whatever you want on them.
Package and sell.

snoozer · #12 08-01-2006, 01:52 PM

fuzzy delights
throw 9 fuzzles into oven when black splash rocket fuel into oven and run[best to have an escape plan] return when fire gone and eat

Bullet Magnet · #13 08-02-2006, 01:20 AM

Bolabeer. Freshly squeezed.

Stunkspray Juice. An acquired taste.

Heap o' Meep. Subtle.

Flub Fingers. The real reason they don't have digits.

Slig Slurpies. Made from sligs, for sligs.

Sloppy Slurgs. Still sqeaking.

Spirrow · #14 08-02-2006, 04:24 AM

Sligburger:

Idea no. 1:
#1 Remove the pants and masks of several sligs.
#2 Dump sligs in vat or large kettle.
#3 Pound sligs with pole or pestle into a nice bloody lump.
#4 Package and market.

Idea no. 2:
#1 Remove the pants and masks of several sligs.
#2 Dump sligs on a conveyor belt.
#2 To prevent desperate escape, tie sligs to the belt.
#3 Send sligs through grinding and mashing machines.
#4 Have slaves smear off sligs from conveyor belt.
#5 Press, Package, and Market.

Ninjaxe · #15 08-02-2006, 06:32 AM

I don't think Glukkons would chop up slogs and sligs.

hmm oddworld food err...I like to see a sweetened version of mudokon pop. Mud screams. From what I gather this mudokon pop is meaty. How can mud screams be related to muds. "Contains real mud essence. Blood or mud tear. Not sweat..eeesh. That disgusting. Blood is pushing it already.

Chocolate fingers.

Paramite fingers covered in chocolate. I won't even taste this. Might conjure a delicacy.

Spirrow · #16 08-02-2006, 07:06 AM

And if the Glukkons were winning the battle and manage to
wipe out all the primitive races of Oddworld leaving only some
other species they can influence (vykkers, sligs, etc.), what
are they going to prey on then besides what's left of nature.

***Wil*** · #17 08-02-2006, 02:00 PM

:

I don't think Glukkons would chop up slogs and sligs.

I think the point is that we own RuptureFarms instead of the Glukkons.

Spirrow · #18 08-02-2006, 02:11 PM

Yeah, Ninjaxe, that means everything's possible

Primus inter pares · #19 08-02-2006, 02:33 PM

Odd pie with fleech tongues:
1) 1 mudokon leg.
2) 5 slig tentacles.
3) 1 scrabs underjaw.
4) 1 paramite foreleg.
5) 4-5 fleech tongues.
6) 1 Food stiffer nr. 265,1 from vykkers labs.

Chop the underjaw in little pieces, put the foreleg in the blender with the mudukon leg, put the blended mass on the underjaw pieces, take the 5 slig tentacles and lay them on the mass, then add the food stiffer so it will be no longer liquid, then wrap the fleech tongues around, put in the oven with 200 degrees celsius in 25 minutes, and then eat!

Spirrow · #20 08-02-2006, 04:42 PM

Note: Parental guidance and supervision recomended if attempted at home!

Fleech Flurries

#1 Collect three small fleeches (beware of whiplash).

#2 Force into blender.

#3 Blend into a nice smooth paste.

#4 Pour 1/4 cup of Aunt Sicily's FINESTtm sugar (for that sweet, sweet taste) into blend.

#5 Adding additional ingredients is optional.

#6 Blend again to stir sugar in perfectly.

# Pour blend into a 4 Qt. jug and freeze for 30 min. or until
you wish to remove it.

#7 Serve and enjoy. (More or less attempt to scoop out like icecream

Abeguy · #21 08-03-2006, 04:33 AM

let's see, Meep chops
Steef on a stick
Octagi ala mode
Grubb patties
Gabbit LEG
Fuzzle Fondu
Mudokon lips (with or without stitches!!)
Gabbit ears
Clakker wings
vykker gut (the little pot belly they have, stuffed with herbs)
Brain goolash (brains of just about every odd creature, frapped to a pulpless perfection)
Mudokon fingers
Slog 'n Sleg scampi
Octagalash (don't ask, don't tell)
Khanzuma fries (do you want mustache with that?)
Glukkon arms (Cannibalism ensues!!)

th...th..th.th.th.that's all folks!!!

Dusan · #22 08-03-2006, 04:48 AM

I just lost my apetite...

Jordan · #23 08-03-2006, 06:32 AM

Such a shame you lost your appetite dusan, because I just found mine! Can't wait to try that Odd Pie, and the Paramite chocolate fingers for dessert! Yum yum yum!

Spirrow · #24 08-03-2006, 08:34 AM

:

I just lost my apetite...

Well, get use to it, because this thread's here to stay.

Bullet Magnet · #25 08-03-2006, 10:23 AM

Sweet & Sour Crispy Fangs!

6 paramite pedipalps
Mudflub oil
Red sugar (extract from the slogtrap vine)
SoulStorm vinegar
Cornstarch
Slurg sauce.
6 sharp sticks

Remove the pedipalps from a recently killed (or long dead!) paramite's face and skewer them on the sticks. Try to pierce the bones so the marrow will run out, adding to the flavour. Soak in the Mudflub oil for 10 minutes, then attatch to spits on an open fire. Mix in the cornstarch, vinegar, sugar and surg sauce into the oil and return the fangs to the oil. Leave untill the oil stops bubbling. Now roast over the fire again untill they are brown and shrivelled.

Serving suggestion: eat.

Primus inter pares · #26 08-03-2006, 12:58 PM

Sugared hairy low udder:
1) An udder from a low (see "First of equals fanfic" for explanation).
2) Super sugar nr. 1234,163214, type C., class A from vykkers labs.
3) Some wool from a meep.
4) Some hair from a fuzzle.
5) 15 horns from an elum.

Take the udder and put the wool and hair on it, then put the super sugar on (don´t forget to use lots of super sugar), then stick the horns in, and then eat!!!.
Edit: Sugared hairy low udder serving suggestion #1: Try to drink low milk, as the udder are emptied.

magic9mushroom · #27 08-15-2006, 10:14 PM

OLU

Take a subject. Put an Oktigi in the same room as the subject. When the screams stop, take the subject out, pull Oktigi out. Be careful to take all the brain out with it. Put in a pot with wine and spices and boil for 2 hours, then brown in a pan for 3 minutes each side. Serve.

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #28 08-16-2006, 02:20 PM

Grilled Scrab Head

Kinda speaks for itself,don't it?

Luskan · #29 08-17-2006, 04:38 AM

erm scarb curry. you take the meat of the scrabs calfs and use if for a curry then you take the nails of each leg and put them round the side of the plate for decoration...or you can use em to eat if you like :P

munchman92 · #30 08-17-2006, 04:40 AM

i would make something out of slurgs personally they seem pointless apart from waking fleeches or and it would probably give a kick in your paramite pie or scrab cakes bit like a sauce rather than a food or another suggestion elum pie. as my elum is always useless in abe's oddysee and i would like to find a use for it and it looks like it has a lot of meat on it. it's probably just me.