The profits justify the means. It was on special offer and when you've had a few beers, they all taste the same and do the same job.
Anyway, GCSE results were:
German - A
R.E. - A
English - A
English Lit - A
Graphics - A
Geography - A
Art - B
Science - Double B
Citizenship - B
ICT - B
Maths - C
Not too bad methinks, but my mum'll attack me for not getting any A*'s.