Stupid Question Stupid answer -

***Nate*** · #31 07-14-2006, 06:43 AM

Seems like that one wasn't that stupid an answer though...

Which puts me in the strange position of telling people to make stupid posts because if they give a relevant answer, that would be spam in this thread...

*head explodes*

used:) · #32 07-14-2006, 06:46 AM

Ha, my head almost felt like exploding when I woke up this morning.

*clears throat*

Well now, back to business.

Why is Abe blue?

Lord Vulcher · #33 07-14-2006, 06:48 AM

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Ha, my head almost felt like exploding when I woke up this morning.

*clears throat*

Well now, back to business.

Why is Abe blue?

I think that has already been said.
Answer: Because he got dumped in blue paint.

Mudoko_Jedi · #34 07-15-2006, 12:06 AM

why do sligs wear masks.

Soul-Storm · #35 07-15-2006, 01:21 AM

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I think that has already been said.
Answer: Because he got dumped in blue paint.

That was an example!

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why do sligs wear masks.

Because they have smelt Abe's farts!

Mudoko_Jedi · #36 07-15-2006, 02:06 AM

Why do vykers have four arms.

Jordan · #37 07-15-2006, 06:32 AM

They want to look like ganesh, so they stick two extra arms on.

Matriar · #38 07-15-2006, 08:21 AM

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why do sligs wear masks.

Because they're all phantoms of the opera.

Bullet Magnet · #39 07-16-2006, 01:15 AM

Because they suffer horrendous acne.

Why do scrabs dance?

Lord Vulcher · #40 07-16-2006, 02:21 AM

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Because they suffer horrendous acne.

Why do scrabs dance?

Because their legs hurt.
Why do Sligs like to shoot things?

Bullet Magnet · #41 07-16-2006, 03:18 AM

Because I'm the target.

Why do slurgs squeek?

Jordan · #42 07-16-2006, 03:23 AM

Because my fat bum's sitting on 'em! Not really hee hee!

Lord Vulcher · #43 07-16-2006, 11:22 AM

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Because my fat bum's sitting on 'em! Not really hee hee!

Do you not have any questions for us? Well, I'll just do one:
Why do Fleeches have two heads?

Bullet Magnet · #44 07-16-2006, 12:17 PM

All the better to lick you with!

Why do the Greeters grin?

Jordan · #45 07-16-2006, 12:19 PM

Because they see their girlfriends naked, that's why!

Matriar · #46 07-20-2006, 08:49 PM

Why does Stranger wear some darts on his hat?

So he can play dart if he's bored every time.

Mudoko_Jedi · #47 07-20-2006, 10:54 PM

why do grubs talk like wanna be punk skaters.

Cullen Heath · #48 07-20-2006, 11:12 PM

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So tell me people, why do Meeps only have a single limb?

To match their single eye, of course.

Why do Muds run into walls all the time?

Jordan · #49 07-21-2006, 06:56 AM

They try to get away from Abe's farts, so they run into walls!

Matriar · #50 07-21-2006, 08:53 AM

So and here's a question I have since oddworld exist:
Why the hell aren't there some female heroes????

Mudoko_Jedi · #51 07-21-2006, 04:19 PM

because the females are at home cooking duh.

Matriar · #52 07-22-2006, 02:50 AM

You are going to cook there, buddy!

Why have Scrabs no arms?

Bullet Magnet · #53 07-22-2006, 06:22 AM

Don't worry, they're 'armless!

No, wait, Aargh!.... *pain*

Why did the Vendo stop?

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #54 07-23-2006, 01:17 PM

Why do snoozers have four eyes

magic9mushroom · #55 07-23-2006, 09:21 PM

The vendo stopped because Alf gave up on his own rehab.

Why do Muds have feathers?

E'l Scrabino · #56 07-23-2006, 11:42 PM

Because wheels turn.

Why does Alf have a lisp?

Matriar · #57 07-24-2006, 12:13 AM

Because he's old and has weak mandible.

Why look paramite heads like hands?

E'l Scrabino · #58 07-24-2006, 12:24 AM

Because if they imitated your face, whatever looked at them would die of horror.

Why do wheels turn in the first place?

Mega-mud! · #59 07-24-2006, 12:32 AM

because little hamsters are running round in them !!!

Mudoko_Jedi · #60 07-25-2006, 11:39 PM

why do glukkons smoke.