Stupid Question Stupid answer

Soul-Storm · #1 07-09-2006, 06:47 AM

I think people have heard of these types of threads.

Its basically like this

Guy no1: Why is abe blue.

Guy no2: Because when he was little he got dumped in paint.

The Guy no2 gets to do a question.

So my first one.

Why do sligs have metal legs?

used:) · #2 07-09-2006, 07:45 AM

Hmmm, I don't know whether to redirect you to the Questions and Answers thred on the top of the page, or commend you on this, I like the idea of a single thread where dumb, miniscule-in-importance questions could be posted.

Matriar · #3 07-09-2006, 08:10 AM

I agree.

***Nate*** · #4 07-09-2006, 08:12 AM

Erm... He wants the answers to be funny, not accurate.

And Stranger's Maid; you really have to think about adding some content to your post rather than just agreeing with what's already been said. Otherwise it's just spam.

***Wil*** · #5 07-09-2006, 10:41 AM

So they can't pass through airport security.

Why are Abe's eyes bloodshot?

Spirrow · #6 07-09-2006, 10:51 AM

1: Because he worked in a bloody meat processing plant his whole life.
2: He's seen to many sligs blow up.

Dusan · #7 07-09-2006, 10:59 AM

why mudocons have in AO 4 but in AE 3 fingers (I heard it's someting about China, but I want to know details)

...and what is bloodshot?

***Wil*** · #8 07-09-2006, 11:03 AM

Dusan, this is for joke answers. For an accurate answer to that question, check The Oddworld Library C.Q.A..

Spirrow · #9 07-09-2006, 11:19 AM

That's Japan who had the problem with four fingered characters.

What did you think about my answers, Max?

used:) · #10 07-09-2006, 11:24 AM

:

Why are Abe's eyes bloodshot?

Because there's something other than tea in the Rehab.

***Wil*** · #11 07-09-2006, 11:36 AM

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What did you think about my answers, Max?

They were amusing. You just forgot to ask the next question. So has Used.

Soul-Storm · #12 07-09-2006, 12:22 PM

I'll Do it.

Why do glukkons smoke cigars?

dripik_12 · #13 07-09-2006, 01:11 PM

because....They didn't want to grow old?

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #14 07-09-2006, 01:20 PM

Why are Clakkerz bald?

Mudoko_Jedi · #15 07-10-2006, 12:01 AM

coz you eat the pubes of their dick heads.

used:) · #16 07-10-2006, 05:18 AM

Okay, that was dumb. You don't even have pubes yet.

Why do Shrinks have a halo?

Spirrow · #17 07-10-2006, 10:13 AM

Their reassurance that once they escape, they'll be on
their way to Heaven Paradise Island.

Otherwise I don't know. Was not that a stupid reply.

Soul-Storm · #18 07-10-2006, 10:40 AM

Why do paramites spins webs

***Wil*** · #19 07-10-2006, 10:54 AM

They've got spinnerets. What else would you have them do with them?

So tell me people, why do Meeps only have a single limb?

used:) · #20 07-10-2006, 11:07 AM

Because they are a poorly designed creature.

Spirrow · #21 07-10-2006, 11:12 AM

Somehow I thought that was a funny response, Used. Maybe sarcastic
in a funny way.

Soul-Storm · #22 07-10-2006, 10:07 PM

OT: Why are people only posting an answer or just a question.

What are the real ingrediants to soul storm brew.

Mudoko_Jedi · #23 07-10-2006, 10:10 PM

Molluks man juice and your mums mooch hair shavings.

that was not an insult.

Soul-Storm · #24 07-10-2006, 10:30 PM

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Molluks man juice and your mums mooch hair shavings.

that was not an insult.

You are to ask aquestion!

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #25 07-12-2006, 12:27 PM

Why do Glukkons smoke cigars?

Soul-Storm · #26 07-12-2006, 10:11 PM

Because they wanted to die quicker. [this question has already been asked]

why are scrabs red

E'l Scrabino · #27 07-12-2006, 11:31 PM

because dim lights are dark.

Why do Paramites hiss?

Soul-Storm · #28 07-13-2006, 06:45 AM

Because they are booing you and they hate you lol

Why do glukkons have a dodgey shape head.

Glukinator · #29 07-13-2006, 07:55 AM

Buy the friggin Art of OWI the first ten years and you'll know everything!

Here it is!

used:) · #30 07-13-2006, 09:15 AM

Not everyone has the money. Douche.