Happy Easter!

[oddveteran93]

Hey everyone! Easter's in three days (here at least, not sure about other time zones). So yeah, happy easter everyone. I'll be spending most of my time here hopefully. It's only a 4-day break, but anyway...

And yeah, I understand the uselessness of this thread (as some may see it), I'm just spreading the um easter spirit.

[General Drippik]

My family is going down to the west coast this Easter. It's boring as **** down there.

No, I don't live in America.

[Sekto Springs]

Holy sh*t! Jesus is coming!

Quick! Hide the eggs!

[OANST]

Child- Mummy! A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!

Mother- That's the story of Jesus.

[AquaticAmbi]

>.>

Five day weekend to be spent in anguish over a research paper. With snack breaks for Easter CANDEEEE! I'm like a cocaine addict... except it's sugar, not coke... I swear!

[Leto]

Child- Mummy! A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!

Mother- That's the story of Jesus.

I love you.

I'm going to be doing a spot of cleaning for Ester, and perhaps some social interaction. :B

[Abeguy]

meh...Easter's a scam!!!
Good day, I say...Good day to you all
*walks into the sunset*

[oddveteran93]

Hey! Easter is a good excuse to stay home and eat cholcolate. Last easter I got really wasted and this year I'll get even more.

[AquaticAmbi]

Don't forget the art of Peep Jousting. Fun for the whole family!

[Ninjaxe]

Yup Happy Easter everyone in this owf. Does anyone go to mass? Im probably go to one tonight. Then go to one tomorrow and on saturday and sunday.

[Wil]

Easter, the celebration of having to revise like hell for approaching exams.

It's a double joke: I don't celebrate it.

[Sekto Springs]

I'm going to be doing a spot of cleaning for Ester, and perhaps some social interaction. :B

Ester? Leto's got a girlfriend! LOLZZLE!

Ah, human interaction. The last frontier.
I actually don't plan on leaving my house at all during my time off. No work, and without periodically leaving my tech or leaning back to violently masturbate, I'll be able to build up my monitor tan.

[Abeguy]

ahh, the monitor's tan, best achieved in a dark basement

I'm gonna hunt the Easter bunny

and the Playboy bunny

[Abe 01]

Happy easter, the thing i dont get is why is it a easter bunny? rabbits dont lay eggs

[Sekto Springs]

Neither does Jesus.

[metroixer]

Ya happy easter, good friday, holy thursday, Whatever jewish holidays there are in april (There seems to be a lot of them in april according to my jewish friend :/).

[Abeguy]

just passover...uhh...yeah, just passover

[oddveteran93]

Happy easter, the thing i dont get is why is it a easter bunny? rabbits dont lay eggs

Well I think that "Easter Bunny" is just another name for the new genetically engineered superbunnies which eat chickens and lay chocolate eggs. Could it make any more sense?

[Godlesswanderer]

Easter's the best this year. Mainly because it's my birthday aaaand easter. So chocolate AND money/presents for me!

[Sekto Springs]

Easter's the best this year. Mainly because it's my birthday aaaand easter. So chocolate AND money/presents for me!

So, are you saying that your birthday doesn't take place the same time every year?

[Nate]

*stands up and goes over to cupboard door for cartoon-reference purposes*

Granny: And then, after a few days, Jesus rose from the dead.
Little Boy: Cool! You mean like a zombie?!
Granny: Er, not exactly...


Yes, so I'm knee deep in Passoverness ATM. Twas the first two days of the festival thursday and friday, followed by the sabbath which made for one big bumper three-day festival of not doing much, what with me being back at home and acting the good little jew-boy .

Anyway, Wednesday and Thursday nights we did the Seder ceremony, which involves four cups of wine, four questions, four sons and plenty other recurring fours. Lots of matzah eating, reading from the haggadah and discussing in minitiae of the symbolism in the ceremony (dinner didn't actually start until 9:30ish) . Overall, an enjoyable celebration of freedom and nationhood. The wine helped.

So the festival actually ends on thursday night. Then we can go back to eating normal food and my bowels can recover from all the matzah.

[Gretin]

So, are you saying that your birthday doesn't take place the same time every year?

No, Easter doesn't take place on the same day every year.
As for me, I'm just sitting around doing the usual for Easter. Fun fun

[Sekto Springs]

No, but it takes place around the same time. So either way you'd get double the crap.

[Dark Elite_H2]

Holy sh*t! Jesus is coming!

Quick! Hide the eggs!

So that's where all the eggs go to when we go egg huntin'. (Curse you, Jezus...<----Not to be an anti-christian)
But yeah, enjoy yer easter, and don't get too jiggy on the chocolate bunnies.

[Ninjaxe]

Just Now is actually easter in Edinburgh. Just came back from mass.

Wishing all Oddworld members and guest

HAPPY EASTER!!!

[Sekto Springs]

don't get too jiggy on the chocolate bunnies.

I should really assemble a comedy sketch devolving how anything can be made into a risque innuendo.

[Abeguy]

Happy Multi Holiday land!
Yeah, Seder's fun
Matzah getz annoying though. Chocolate covered matzah's good though

[tentacle_orgy]

Yay! Now we can worship the flayed and nailed-up corpse of some dude that wasn't even that big of a deal!
woo-hoo!

[Nate]

Chocolate covered matzah's good though

I never really got the point of that. I mean, chocolate-covered shit still tastes like shit.

But then, I'm not really much of a chocoholic.

[Sekto Springs]

Ya rly.

Happy Whatzit!