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oddveteran93 04-12-2006 03:50 AM

Happy Easter!
 
Hey everyone! Easter's in three days (here at least, not sure about other time zones). So yeah, happy easter everyone. I'll be spending most of my time here hopefully. It's only a 4-day break, but anyway...

And yeah, I understand the uselessness of this thread (as some may see it), I'm just spreading the um easter spirit.

General Drippik 04-12-2006 05:07 AM

My family is going down to the west coast this Easter. It's boring as **** down there.

No, I don't live in America.

Sekto Springs 04-12-2006 12:37 PM

Holy sh*t! Jesus is coming!

Quick! Hide the eggs!

OANST 04-12-2006 01:07 PM

Child- Mummy! A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!

Mother- That's the story of Jesus.

AquaticAmbi 04-12-2006 07:59 PM

>.>

Five day weekend to be spent in anguish over a research paper. With snack breaks for Easter CANDEEEE! I'm like a cocaine addict... except it's sugar, not coke... I swear!

Leto 04-12-2006 09:15 PM

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Child- Mummy! A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!

Mother- That's the story of Jesus.
I love you.

I'm going to be doing a spot of cleaning for Ester, and perhaps some social interaction. :B

Abeguy 04-12-2006 09:17 PM

meh...Easter's a scam!!!
Good day, I say...Good day to you all
*walks into the sunset*

oddveteran93 04-12-2006 09:57 PM

Hey! Easter is a good excuse to stay home and eat cholcolate. Last easter I got really wasted and this year I'll get even more.

AquaticAmbi 04-13-2006 09:55 AM

Don't forget the art of Peep Jousting. Fun for the whole family!

Ninjaxe 04-13-2006 10:08 AM

Yup Happy Easter everyone in this owf. Does anyone go to mass? Im probably go to one tonight. Then go to one tomorrow and on saturday and sunday.

Wil 04-13-2006 02:28 PM

Easter, the celebration of having to revise like hell for approaching exams.

It's a double joke: I don't celebrate it.

Sekto Springs 04-13-2006 04:19 PM

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I'm going to be doing a spot of cleaning for Ester, and perhaps some social interaction. :B

Ester? Leto's got a girlfriend! LOLZZLE!

Ah, human interaction. The last frontier.
I actually don't plan on leaving my house at all during my time off. No work, and without periodically leaving my tech or leaning back to violently masturbate, I'll be able to build up my monitor tan.

Abeguy 04-14-2006 04:51 AM

ahh, the monitor's tan, best achieved in a dark basement

I'm gonna hunt the Easter bunny

and the Playboy bunny

Abe 01 04-14-2006 06:01 AM

Happy easter, the thing i dont get is why is it a easter bunny? rabbits dont lay eggs

Sekto Springs 04-14-2006 08:13 AM

Neither does Jesus.

metroixer 04-14-2006 03:21 PM

Ya happy easter, good friday, holy thursday, Whatever jewish holidays there are in april (There seems to be a lot of them in april according to my jewish friend :/).

Abeguy 04-14-2006 03:36 PM

just passover...uhh...yeah, just passover

oddveteran93 04-15-2006 05:09 AM

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Happy easter, the thing i dont get is why is it a easter bunny? rabbits dont lay eggs

Well I think that "Easter Bunny" is just another name for the new genetically engineered superbunnies which eat chickens and lay chocolate eggs. Could it make any more sense?

Godlesswanderer 04-15-2006 05:37 AM

Easter's the best this year. Mainly because it's my birthday aaaand easter. So chocolate AND money/presents for me! :D

Sekto Springs 04-15-2006 06:42 AM

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Easter's the best this year. Mainly because it's my birthday aaaand easter. So chocolate AND money/presents for me! :D

So, are you saying that your birthday doesn't take place the same time every year?

Nate 04-15-2006 06:47 AM

*stands up and goes over to cupboard door for cartoon-reference purposes*

Granny: And then, after a few days, Jesus rose from the dead.
Little Boy: Cool! You mean like a zombie?!
Granny: Er, not exactly...


Yes, so I'm knee deep in Passoverness ATM. Twas the first two days of the festival thursday and friday, followed by the sabbath which made for one big bumper three-day festival of not doing much, what with me being back at home and acting the good little jew-boy :D.

Anyway, Wednesday and Thursday nights we did the Seder ceremony, which involves four cups of wine, four questions, four sons and plenty other recurring fours. Lots of matzah eating, reading from the haggadah and discussing in minitiae of the symbolism in the ceremony (dinner didn't actually start until 9:30ish) . Overall, an enjoyable celebration of freedom and nationhood. The wine helped. ;)

So the festival actually ends on thursday night. Then we can go back to eating normal food and my bowels can recover from all the matzah.

Gretin 04-15-2006 01:24 PM

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So, are you saying that your birthday doesn't take place the same time every year?

No, Easter doesn't take place on the same day every year. :p
As for me, I'm just sitting around doing the usual for Easter. Fun fun :D

Sekto Springs 04-15-2006 03:07 PM

No, but it takes place around the same time. So either way you'd get double the crap.

Dark Elite_H2 04-15-2006 03:28 PM

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Holy sh*t! Jesus is coming!

Quick! Hide the eggs!

:fuzblink:
:lol:
So that's where all the eggs go to when we go egg huntin'. (Curse you, Jezus...<----Not to be an anti-christian)
But yeah, enjoy yer easter, and don't get too jiggy on the chocolate bunnies.

Ninjaxe 04-15-2006 03:43 PM

Just Now is actually easter in Edinburgh. Just came back from mass.

Wishing all Oddworld members and guest

HAPPY EASTER!!!

Sekto Springs 04-15-2006 08:59 PM

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don't get too jiggy on the chocolate bunnies.

I should really assemble a comedy sketch devolving how anything can be made into a risque innuendo.

Abeguy 04-15-2006 09:13 PM

Happy Multi Holiday land!
Yeah, Seder's fun
Matzah getz annoying though. Chocolate covered matzah's good though:D

tentacle_orgy 04-15-2006 09:45 PM

Yay! Now we can worship the flayed and nailed-up corpse of some dude that wasn't even that big of a deal!
woo-hoo!

Nate 04-15-2006 10:35 PM

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Chocolate covered matzah's good though:D

I never really got the point of that. I mean, chocolate-covered shit still tastes like shit.

But then, I'm not really much of a chocoholic.

Sekto Springs 04-15-2006 10:55 PM

http://o-scar.com/images/easter/noeaster.jpg

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/8...42b6da74db.jpg
Ya rly.

Happy Whatzit!