Ldies and gentleman prepare for another "Night before Xmas" remix.
WARNING: This is funny but very long so....Yea...
Twas the night before Christmas,
In the land of Odd,
Many were happy,
But not our for our odd hero. (Abe) Who wasn't relaxing.
Going to a factory,
Which was squeezing mud's eyes out,
He was very frustrated to do this,
He could have been home playing hideout.
He sneaked and he sneaked all over there,
Until he found before the boiler,
Something he could not bear,
who was it you ask? Oh it's quite simple.
It's good ol Slig Nick,
and he defines the word jungle,
Red suit and green face don't mach him musch,
But hey who cares!? It would look worse on Munch!
"Hey man can you move over?",
Said abe with some annoyance,
"Your on my naughty list",
Said the slig. "You need to die you...*Insert bad word here*"
Abe nevver thought once or twice on what he did,
he possesed ol slig nick,
and blew him up like all sligs did!
Before Abe went to the main boiler he realized something.
"Oh crap!" He yelled.
I ruined Oddmas for all the girls and boys!
So Abe did what he did best,
He decided to save Christmas, and give presents to the rest.
Putting on a red coat, and calming the flying slogs,
"This should be easy.",
He said to himself,
and then he went off.
Abe delivered presents,
All around the world,
Stranger was especially happy,
with his Lorne Lanning signed crossbow.
When abe was almost done, he looked at the bottom of his list,
"Well what's this?" He said out.
"Oddworld Forums is on the list."
So he went out to the virtual world. What people does oddworld forums hold?
So he went and saw metroixer first,
he gave him a pet metroid,
he went out with a burst,
Abe got scared of metroixer, so he went away.
Now there is Havoc!
On a good ol playful day,
He got a pet tiger, that talked english also!
Oh the joy Havoc recieved, when they destroyed the PETA.
T-Nex was next,
doing her RP'ing thing.
She got one of a kind pancakes!
Santa flavored pancakes to be exact!
Then there is cullen,
Who exploded when he saw Abe,
cullen just got his gift,
so abe then went and came,
Xavier he saw, being the mod he is.
Abe got something special,
all for him,
and oddworld movie DVD!
Oh what a surprise!
Containing extras,
Oh what a prize!
But what of poor Alcar, who never got a present yet.
Abe came up to him,
and gave him something he would not expect,
New underwear, all for him!
He sang, and danced in joy with a great hymn.
SM, Used
, and Daxter King got crossbows,
Splat got a special badge,
and Icarus got a lump of coal for spamming(
),
Bad Icarus!Bad!
So then Abe went off,
and that's the story,
What will happen next year?
Who cares i'm playing with my pet metroid!
THE END
. At least I know i'll be getting Mario&Luigi partners in Time and a best buy gift card!
