Had IZ been picked up by a network willing to air an 'adult cartoon' the show would have been aired in its original context and been....great.
At first I thought the show was pretty good. I mean, it had it's extremely repetetive moments, but in general it was fairly amusing.
Of course, like most good things, it was soon whored out to the general public by Hot Topic....And then ruined by the obsessive fans who decided to constantly quote Zim as well as constantly torture me with horrible impersonations of everyones favorite little invader.
Working in a Hot Topic I guess I kind of got the worst of it. Because of my experiences with prepubescent dolts who thought Jhonen's previous comics were 'stupid and too violent' the following blog entry was spawned.
"Invader Zim is stupid.
No, seriously, it is.
The cartoon wasn't all that funny. The animation was ****ing awesome, but the cartoon sucked more cock than Courtney Kirk in a months time.
And that's a lot of cock, believe me.
Anyway, what I really want to rant/bitch about is people who feel the need to quote invader zim during every day conversation. Let me give you a few examples:
#1
Me: I really like your shoes.
Moron: Yes, my shoes of DOOM!
Me: Invader Zim. Right. Anyway, how's it going?
Moron: ......DOOM!
Me: ...Okay.
#2
Me: Hey, what's that? Are you drawing a....fist?
Moron: Yes. An Iron fist. I will rule you with it.
Me: Oh....right. Invader Zim. Very clever of you.
Moron: Obey the fist!
Me: ...I hate you.
I'm serious. Shit like this makes me want to slip into a coma.
The show wasn't all that funny, but hey, maybe if I quote it all of the time people will think I'm funny!
Right.
Keep in mind I work in ****ing hot topic, so I've heard plenty of this crap.
#3
Me: Aaaaaand your total comes to $36.19...Do you have a frequent buyers card?
Customer: Yes. You shall cover it in stamps now, meat sack!
Me: Oh, cool, a futurama reference. I like futurama.
Customer: No fool, that was from invader zim! Duh!
Me: Oh, right. I guess your invader zim shirt, shoelaces, purse and patches were a dead give away. Have a nice day.
See what I mean?
****ing Jhonen. No, wait. **** Jhonen. Yeah, **** him for turning out such a shitty cartoon.
I'm done."
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