Woman stuck to couch. Dies after couch removal.

sligster · #1 08-11-2004, 09:37 PM

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

it's when I read stuff like this, is when I realize how pathetic we Americans are...

Hobo · #2 08-11-2004, 11:12 PM

Dude. Can you stop reporting every single bit of news ever.

Please?

***Wil*** · #3 08-12-2004, 12:16 AM

I'm sorry, is that WFTV or WTF-V? Kudos to the underpaid guys who struggled to rescue her. Makes me feel sick that Harry Shearer demands so much pay.

Sekto Springs · #4 08-12-2004, 02:08 AM

Sad times are these.

Cyber-Slig · #5 08-12-2004, 03:53 AM

God that is dumb...And americans can do some funny/stupid things...When we were on holiday my dad shouted ''Get off the road asshole!'' for a joke

Dave · #6 08-12-2004, 04:01 AM

I don't know whether to laugh at that poor woman or feel sorry for her.

Cyber-Slig · #7 08-12-2004, 04:05 AM

You cant but help think how pathetic and humorous it is but its a shame at the same time.She could have atleast made an effort to get off the couch.With a bit off luck she could've fell off and landed on her belly

oddguy · #8 08-12-2004, 07:30 AM

I heard from FoxNews that the lady had been on the couch so long, the material bonded to her skin.

Scary.

Hmmmm, I think there should be a "Weird News" thread for all the interesting stories to be placed. A thread for each piece of news is a little too much.

-oddguy

The Red Muse · #9 08-12-2004, 09:21 AM

I can't believe this! That was just too ****ing hilarious!

Disgruntled Intern · #10 08-12-2004, 09:24 AM

I think it's a hoax.

I mean, if even if she was using a bedpan the entire time she was on the couch, that would still require movement.

Plus, if her skin actually 'bonded' to the couch, then that would mean she was nude, or pretty damned close to it. And nobody wants to see a 600 pound woman nude, believe me.

***Xavier*** · #11 08-12-2004, 09:27 AM

just sad...

I start to lose hope for humankind...

Cyber-Slig · #12 08-12-2004, 10:08 AM

Its always the tubbies who die horribly.I mean allot of them have actually began exploding after dying.True storie.But obviosly she was too lazy to get off the couch before it burned to her skin.

Sekto Springs · #13 08-12-2004, 11:15 AM

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just sad...

I start to lose hope for humankind...

There's still hope for humankind, just not of the American variety.

ANN NEELY · #14 08-12-2004, 12:20 PM

I don't think that's real. The report sounds fake.

***Nate*** · #15 08-12-2004, 12:47 PM

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Its always the tubbies who die horribly.I mean allot of them have actually began exploding after dying.

The corpse of Henry VIII exploded while it was on route to Westminster Abbey

the brew master · #16 08-12-2004, 12:48 PM

dude........if i see one more thread of stupid bullshit i think im gonna freak.........somebody make a thread for ALL of this stuff cause most of the threads i see are about cats with wings and fat ppl stuck on couches.

sligster · #17 08-12-2004, 12:59 PM

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dude........if i see one more thread of stupid bullshit i think im gonna freak.........somebody make a thread for ALL of this stuff cause most of the threads i see are about cats with wings and fat ppl stuck on couches.

your welcome ^_^

Smitz · #18 08-12-2004, 03:22 PM

Why must the good die-possibly-young?!

Sekto Springs · #19 08-12-2004, 03:34 PM

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dude........if i see one more thread of stupid bullshit i think im gonna freak.........somebody make a thread for ALL of this stuff cause most of the threads i see are about cats with wings and fat ppl stuck on couches.

It's called the Stupid Shit thread, there's already one stickied in the forum.

sligster · #20 08-12-2004, 06:40 PM

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It's called the Stupid Shit thread, there's already one stickied in the forum.

thats for flash, games, and pics.

the brew master · #21 08-12-2004, 08:05 PM

Post your crappy news in there too cause nobody cares............

Oddfan · #22 08-12-2004, 11:51 PM

I don't know if it's true or not it seems fake but if it's true then........... Dude that really sux.

Facsimile · #23 08-13-2004, 12:06 AM

I haven't read it but I am going to assume it's fake. And all the threads in this forum these days are the same. They are all "Hey look at this link and talk about it"
Where have all the debates gone?!

Oddfan · #24 08-13-2004, 12:10 AM

facsi we had plenty of debates I remember them quit well but then somehow they turned into some kind of religous war and then all the mods got pissed and ppl started getting banned and everyone was angry..... we want peace and love not war...... but I'm not a effin' hippie so I don't give a s**t.

the brew master · #25 08-13-2004, 12:11 AM

well you can blame all those "Hey look at this link and talk about it" threads on sligster cause if you take a close look at the topic starter its pretty much always sligster and his daily bullshit news report.........

***Wil*** · #26 08-13-2004, 12:41 AM

One solitary thread for all Fortean posts sounds like a fantastic idea.

Re: her skin bonding with the couch material; I doubt she would have had adequate clothing on. I don't want to sound crude or nasty here, but I should think there were enough bodily rolls for exposed skin to stay in contact with the fabric.

the brew master · #27 08-13-2004, 12:51 AM

i'm suprised the couch didn't fall from under her.............

Fez · #28 08-13-2004, 05:25 AM

Heehee, you Americans.....

Killa_47 · #29 08-13-2004, 05:27 AM

American women, idiots.

Cyber-Slig · #30 08-13-2004, 06:30 AM

Actually its american men and women....youre soo funny lol.... ''Get off the road jerk!'' . Then again we all say something like that..But getting tubby and stuck to a couch.......lol....