Random Shit That Pisses Me Off

[Codek]

Exodus? Hahahaha, oh that takes me back...

[Wil]

For those of you sane enough to be interested in my private life, I managed to watch a film with Jonny. It was such a great time. We met outside the ticket office, bought the tickets, went in to watch the film (at which point another friend managed to coincidentally find us and interrupt our privacy), watched the film (the only comment Jonny made was to lean over to me and giggle at the fact that there were no mountains where the characters were. I spent 10 minutes thinking about it, but I always came up with the conclusion that yes, there are mountains north of Hadrian's Wall), and then Jonny had to leave.

So productive. So social. So "Jonny-I-need-to-tell-you-something"-efficient. Oh well. It just pissed me off quite a bit, which is appropriate to the topic. You see.

[Jacob]

I'm assuming Jonny's a Muffy? In which case, HAHA, brings back fond memories...

Get him drunk...get him drunk now!! DAMMIT, DON'T SIT THEIR READING THIS!! PLY HIM WITH ALCOHOL!!

[Wil]

I dunno if he is or isn't. He seems sexualityless.

He's right-wing, you see.

And while I would love to bagsie a drunken snog, I've gone off Jonny, after over a year.

I will take your advice and report back to you, because I know you'd love that. ^_^

[Jacob]

'bagsie'

snog'

These are offensive words, especially the latter, you have obviously not taken your Homosexuality test, because if you had, you would know that the word "snog" is so early 90's it's disgraceful...beware, using such foulities is a great way to get banished to 'Gina Heights [wow, i love Jack so much - "Just Jack!!" Heeee!!].

An alternative word is "kiss" it's lovely and sweet and also sophisticated, unlike that foul Council estate word.

Be warned Max, i shall have my brown, Gay, eyes watching you...

[Wil]

Half of that went over my head, but I did grow up in the early 90s (Otis the Aardvark should *never* have been replaced with Emlyn the Gremlin), in nothing less than the terraced housing a mere 200 yards from council estates; what would you expect? 'Lovely', 'sweet' and 'sophisticated' are words I would no sooner associate with getting people drunk mischievously than a five mile cross country jog with Hudson's skanky eyes mentally devouring my rear, but you're right.

My desire for synonyms must not be allowed to continue overwhelming the need for appropriateness.

I remain yours to be watched,
Max

[Codek]

My head hurts.

And Otis the aardvark reminds me of the esculator manufacturer, Otis. So I think of him whenever I go shopping.

[Wil]

Another thing I *particularly* get pissed off by is my employer, who will remain known as Mr M. Mr M is disorganised, and constantly has to get boys to stand by for recoveries, because more and more frequently he hasn't sorted out somebody to do the round in the first place. This takes up a lot of my time, and removes most chance of me going out in the afternoons. He's also making things worse for himself: it's no wonder Mr M loses money when he gets three people to do recoveries.

He is also frequently rude to the customers, and is very rude to Menzie's, the distributors of our papers. In one way, I can understand, because they're so unreliable, but it's actually becoming a circle of hatred. They've started messing things up more because he's so bad-tempered with them. If Mr B were to phone them, he'd be polite and colloquial, and the papers would get to the shop in a couple of hours, rather than never.

[Cloverfield]

I was pissed off all day yesterday as one of my sites was down for 24 hours+. *sigh*

Abe Babe...

[Hobo]

And Otis the aardvark reminds me of the esculator manufacturer, Otis. So I think of him whenever I go shopping.

I thought I was the only one who made that association!

[Jacob]

Codek, how do you know of Otis the A?

[Codek]

Codek, how do you know of Otis the A?

Not quite sure. I think someone may've brought him up in a conversation and I enquired as to what he was...

[ClaireBear]

Things that piss me off....

Too long to list...

But I'd just like to second Macs thoughts on people being persecuted unnecessarily for being of a nice and caring temperament and, perhaps even worse, for being different.

[Fez]

It piss's me off when the girl I love starts going out with my best mate. And then hating me when she found out how I feel about her....

[Jacob]

Hott Muffies piss me off, it's not fair, they should be Gay, it's the law that hott guys are Gay...Dammit!!

Smokers now piss me off too, before i used to smoke on the odd occassion [usually when drunk so i didn't get addicted] but after kissing a guy who smokes, i've realised that smokers are foul. No more smoking for me and guys who do smoke can...erm...go away.

God, Saturday was amazing. I love Spidderz!! Spidderz rocks my socks!! But my camera wasn't working...DAMN MY CAMERA!! It had to not work when i got the most amazingest Muffy to strip for me as well...and hugg me...and...*Sigh*

[Hobo]

Things that piss me off?

Almost ****ing everything. Especially you.

[Cyber-Slig]

Is it my breath?Hang on Ill go eat some pickles and fish.

[sligster]

I hate monkeys, toasters, coasters, and the buttons on a telephone. all for very specific reasons.

[the brew master]

i hate all of you and this forum.........

[Codek]

all for very specific reasons.

Oh, well, thanks for letting us know that. For a minute there I thought I was in danger of thinking that you just randomly hated random things for no apparant reason, other than a random reason.

Is it my breath? Hang on Ill go eat some pickles and fish.

Yes, begone with that pesky minty freshness.

[sligster]

and Justn Timberlake. I hate him teh most.

[Codek]

an I h8 ppl hoo typ lik diz.

[sligster]

1337 spk pwns joo!

1337 spk bible! omg!

http://www.christianhacker.org/html/NHV.html

lol!

[Codek]

It's not actually l337 speak, it's txt spk but, it's like, *SO* whatever!

[sligster]

well, thn..... txt spk pwns joo!