Astronauts VS Cavemen -

paramiteabe · #31 05-05-2004, 08:42 AM

You people really do under estamate the power of simple beings like cave men?

Wow I really feel sorry for you since you seem to think that all of man made technology of our world can beat a simple being such as a cave man. You know what that sounds like? Its sounds like you would hear that a gust of win is comming and say "oh its only wind!" When in about a few minutes it turns into a serious disaster like a tornado.

Never under estamate the small, the primative etc etc because for one thats being unwise.

oddguy · #32 05-05-2004, 08:43 AM

Another thing...astronaut would know he is in a fight, when caveman would just be confused. I do imagine that caveman would be territorial though.

-oddguy

DeBulletDodger · #33 05-05-2004, 10:27 AM

We have adapted to not need such bulking bodies in present day meaning less physical strength true they train but I still think an astronaut would be weaker and they generally aren’t trained to kick the crap out of cave men so most their training would go out the window.

Statikk HDM · #34 05-05-2004, 10:37 AM

Well, let's take Oddguy up on his suggestion. 100X100 room, no weapons, just a mano-a-mano brawl. Its still clear that the astronaut PWNZ! He is in peak physical condition from constant exercise and a strict dietary regimen unlike the caveman, who is struggling around on an unbalanced diet and gets little to no exercise. The astronaut has thousands of years of fighting techniques and and strategy on his side while all the caveman has is power. But even the caveman's power is suspect: Most cavemen were relatively peaceful and ordinary but stupid humans, not these muscle-bound berserkers with the strength of demi-gods as certain pro-Caveman forces would have you believe. Caveman=Wuss

Esus · #35 05-05-2004, 10:43 AM

Ahhhh. You're so goddamned infuriating!!!

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Wow I really feel sorry for you

You fool. Again, you don't try to disprove anything, you're just giving the same statements again.
This is what it appears like:
"That colour is blue"
"No, actually it is red. Mix it with white and you get pink.... see?"
"That colour is blue."
Its exactly the same! You just state your "fact" again and again and then you feel sorry for me/us?! It is I who feels sorry for you, PA. You have have ignorant and implausable views for many things. You appear to be a radical christian (I hope at one point in your life you discover that God doesn't exist. After death or before...)

You don't seem to understand the fundamentals, or you just ignore them and continue stating your shit.
The caveman is not nature, you fool. It is not a tornado. It is a bleedin' human being who lives in a cave, wears animals hides and uses flint tools (technology!).
The astronaut will have had much fighting training! The most the caveman would have done is thrown spears at animals and ran distances (and who doesn't run?)

The caveman is NOT simple "thing". He is a man who lives in a cave. When both the astronaut and caveman are naked, what is the difference? Well, PA, I'll tell you: Only their Hair Styles. Nothing else.
Who is likely to be stronger. The one who has trained with high tech machinery, training which has been perfectly over many generations of scientists working out how to build the body up to the maximum. perhaps he is even on Streroids.
Our caveman, on the other hand, has had not fighting training, except that with spears and slings. His excercises have included manual labour and running.
The astronaut is about the strength, speed and fitness of ten or more cavemen. With steroids, even more.

The astronaut may well have studied many fighting and military techniques from throughout the ages to perfect his strategy. The caveman is basically going in blind in this respect.

Tell me, PA, how the hell can the caveman win?

Edit: yet a-****ing-gain, I find myself trying to prove my point. I have done this at least 2 other times, yet you dont reply to it, you just state your "facts"! AHHaAh, so infuriating!

SeaRex · #36 05-05-2004, 10:44 AM

*is reminded of [as]'s "Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile" bout*

Man, I argued with me friends over that one for days. Shark got pwn3d, too! Viva la Crock!

DeBulletDodger · #37 05-05-2004, 11:00 AM

Nobody listens to me....

Oh and of course a flying crocodile would win I mean a shark is only an effective killer in water and still has gills but a croc can breathe air.

oddguy · #38 05-05-2004, 01:37 PM

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You appear to be a radical christian (I hope at one point in your life you discover that God doesn't exist. After death or before...)

Just because you don't like one Christian doesn't mean all of them are bad. I'm Christian and we seem to get along fine.

-oddguy

Sekto Springs · #39 05-05-2004, 02:03 PM

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Just because you don't like one Christian doesn't mean all of them are bad. I'm Christian and we seem to get along fine.

-oddguy

Yes, as long as you guys don't preach no one will judge you, it's the preaching that really POs people.

And I'd have to say astronauts would win. I only say astronauts because I just did a 50 page paper on neanderthals and I currently hate anything that has to do with cavemen.

oddguy · #40 05-05-2004, 04:08 PM

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Yes, as long as you guys don't preach no one will judge you, it's the preaching that really POs people.

I've been guilty of preaching on here a couple times in the past, but I try not to get myself in those situations now.

-oddguy

Mac the Janitor · #41 05-05-2004, 06:10 PM

Athiests are just arrogant bastards who claim to know everything.

Now us agnostic kids, we're cool.

Esus · #42 05-06-2004, 04:33 AM

bah, I'm not atheist, just not a christian.

paramiteabe · #43 05-06-2004, 05:26 AM

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Ahhhh. You're so goddamned infuriating!!!

You fool. Again, you don't try to disprove anything, you're just giving the same statements again.
This is what it appears like:
"That colour is blue"
"No, actually it is red. Mix it with white and you get pink.... see?"
"That colour is blue."
Its exactly the same! You just state your "fact" again and again and then you feel sorry for me/us?! It is I who feels sorry for you, PA. You have have ignorant and implausable views for many things. You appear to be a radical christian (I hope at one point in your life you discover that God doesn't exist. After death or before...)

You don't seem to understand the fundamentals, or you just ignore them and continue stating your shit.
The caveman is not nature, you fool. It is not a tornado. It is a bleedin' human being who lives in a cave, wears animals hides and uses flint tools (technology!).
The astronaut will have had much fighting training! The most the caveman would have done is thrown spears at animals and ran distances (and who doesn't run?)

The caveman is NOT simple "thing". He is a man who lives in a cave. When both the astronaut and caveman are naked, what is the difference? Well, PA, I'll tell you: Only their Hair Styles. Nothing else.
Who is likely to be stronger. The one who has trained with high tech machinery, training which has been perfectly over many generations of scientists working out how to build the body up to the maximum. perhaps he is even on Streroids.
Our caveman, on the other hand, has had not fighting training, except that with spears and slings. His excercises have included manual labour and running.
The astronaut is about the strength, speed and fitness of ten or more cavemen. With steroids, even more.

The astronaut may well have studied many fighting and military techniques from throughout the ages to perfect his strategy. The caveman is basically going in blind in this respect.

Tell me, PA, how the hell can the caveman win?

Edit: yet a-****ing-gain, I find myself trying to prove my point. I have done this at least 2 other times, yet you dont reply to it, you just state your "facts"! AHHaAh, so infuriating!

Exactly I stated facts which they are facts. This is very amuseing to me go on you have any more irational comments about me? Do you know what an analogy is? Well thats what the whole tornado and nature thing is.

Oooh Im now a radical Christian this is even better than I thought!

oddguy · #44 05-06-2004, 05:32 AM

*ducks and covers*

I sense a flame war cometh soon.

-oddguy

DeBulletDodger · #45 05-06-2004, 05:34 AM

I’m sorry but I no longer debate religion you cant win against somebody that is religious every corner covered people have been believing in God a lot longer than disproving it so they got a hell of a head start on coming up with reasons. Plus I think everyone has there own vision of life and death no two people can see the same thing in God. But people that don’t want to understand don’t try to by mocking others that do. I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

paramiteabe · #46 05-06-2004, 05:50 AM

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I’m sorry but I no longer debate religion you cant win against somebody that is religious every corner covered people have been believing in God a lot longer than disproving it so they got a hell of a head start on coming up with reasons. Plus I think everyone has there own vision of life and death no two people can see the same thing in God. But people that don’t want to understand don’t try to by mocking others that do. I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

Amen to that!

DeBulletDodger · #47 05-06-2004, 05:51 AM

Thank you PA somebody actual payed attention to what i said...

oddguy · #48 05-06-2004, 10:24 AM

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I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

That's very decent of you.

-oddguy

Statikk HDM · #49 05-06-2004, 10:31 AM

Leave religion off boards. You will NEVER "convert" anyone by using the 'net.
How many times do Esus and I have to give great reasons why the caveman gets doushed before you believe us, Paramiteabe? There is no contest, the astronaut is strictly superior to the caveman in every conceivable way!

paramiteabe · #50 05-06-2004, 05:36 PM

Well of course the Astronaunt is strickly superior to Cave Man. He can most certainly beat him. Thats no brainer but I am a person who likes to gamble and I would put my bet on the Cave Man just for fun and make things intresting. I can't help it I am an Optimistic person.