My personal favorite, if you can fit it on a CD case, would be That Band Whose Name I Can't Remember. Ooh, copyright it fast though, my sister thought it up. Who knows when she'll start her band...
You could also use Armadillo Army, or Johnny Hepcat and the New England Wailers, or The Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers, or Ubiquitous Formicidae, or The Cybertronic Gumball Machine, or Death Monkeys, or Limozeen, or Lazer, except those two are probably protected by copyright laws. Or you could just take some cool-sounding word and spell it wrong, like Rayzor Blade, or Mystic Spyral. Or if it's a blues band, you need three things: a disability, a fruit, and a last name, like Blind Lemon Jefferson, or Old Honeydew Johnson. And if it's a heavy metal band it doesn't matter, because the more horrible the name the more they love you, like Rancid. So call it Filth, or Feces, or Stench, or Putrid Piles of Disgusting Putrefying Decay.
Well, there ya go! And they're all kid-friendly. Maybe some of those last ones aren't exactly in good taste. Provocative they may be, though, they're not nearly as bad as the ones these people are coming up with. Pussy ticklers... you sick ****.
Electric bread... heh heh. I love that one. "Now please welcome... ELECTRIC BREEEEEEEAAAD!" "EEEE! WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE!"
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