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11-27-2003, 02:33 AM
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Marry Your Pet
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

Because, let's face it, they're less likely to let you down, at least until death does you part. And check the testimonials: "We decided to marry after we both lost weight on the Atkins diet." OK, then.
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11-27-2003, 03:11 AM
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The internet has everything these days.... but i would rather marry a human being.
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11-27-2003, 03:22 AM
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11-28-2003, 07:04 PM
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That's interesting. I think I'll marry my dog right away. Let's see... who should I invite to the wedding?
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11-29-2003, 06:43 PM
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Marriyng your pet is a disgusting violation of natures law its the sort of thing that guy Heretic would do like a horse for certain reasons (coughfuturemecough).
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11-30-2003, 10:44 AM
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It's just like Vegas ... you can marry "anything" in Vegas.

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11-30-2003, 06:54 PM
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Uh, I think this is legal in states like Missouri and Luisiana. Needless to say, this would explain the hiddeous result of half the population's facial features.

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