Marry Your Pet
 

http://www.marryyourpet.com/

Because, let's face it, they're less likely to let you down, at least until death does you part. And check the testimonials: "We decided to marry after we both lost weight on the Atkins diet." OK, then.

The internet has everything these days.... but i would rather marry a human being.

I am terribly frightened. :eek:

-oddguy:fuzemb:

That's interesting. I think I'll marry my dog right away. Let's see... who should I invite to the wedding?

Marriyng your pet is a disgusting violation of natures law its the sort of thing that guy Heretic would do like a horse for certain reasons (coughfuturemecough).

Uh, I think this is legal in states like Missouri and Luisiana. Needless to say, this would explain the hiddeous result of half the population's facial features.

"Mah mamma says if we isn't good, she gonna milk me."