If there were any way to navigate thoguh traffic jams, I'd attempt to see my "unofficial"ish girlfriend whom I don't get to see much anymore, maybe go with Alcar's idea...
But also of course, I would sit at home at home and watch all the "best in the history of the world specials" on TV, you know they'd be on, I'd probably get online and talk to all my friends that were on, try and learn to drive, eat all the junk food I could (sadly, no going out to eat), maybe take a nap (joke). I might go around and break a bunch of stuff for fun, etc...
Then if the world didn't end, I'd have an active sex life, go back to boring TV, gain some weight, have a wrecked car, be well rested, and be forced to file a false insurance claim saying our house ransacked. The claim would, of course, be completed years later, but whatever.
O yea, and I'd hope it wasn't painful.