the fart song

oddling · #1 06-30-2003, 04:40 PM

Hey guys, me and my cousin made up this song about Abe possessing his farts. *ahem*

I wish I was a farrt, a big fat fart, and if I was a fart I would never go stale, I wish I was a fart, a big fat fart, and if I was a fart I could blow up a whale.

If this is spam, I didn't mean it to be, if it isn't, I hope you like it!

Oddling l:c l

Fleech Food · #2 06-30-2003, 04:49 PM

That's pretty funny

But then again I have a weird sense of humour.

Sekto Springs · #3 06-30-2003, 05:16 PM

methinks this should be in the fancorner, tis good though

***Xavier*** · #4 06-30-2003, 05:21 PM

true... *moves*

ratman · #5 06-30-2003, 08:32 PM

that was weird...but it was pretty funny.

Majic · #6 07-01-2003, 12:16 AM

No comment...

Native Poser · #7 07-01-2003, 08:11 AM

.....that was disturbing.......What have they been feeding you Oddling?

oddling · #8 07-02-2003, 01:45 AM

Oh not much, gasoline, forks, nitroglyceryn, defective medical products, McDonalds, the usual stuff.

Oddling l:c l

MrBoj · #9 07-02-2003, 02:09 AM

ah, gasoline, nitroglycerin and McDonalss will do that to you.....in fact McDonalds alone will do that to you.

Zach Roy Wilson · #10 07-03-2003, 01:21 AM

Yur right Kill Ronald McDonald. I love it *****

Gryph the Slig · #11 07-03-2003, 02:34 AM

That was weird... but funny... and I'm laughing my head off

Zach Roy Wilson · #12 07-03-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Zach Roy Wilson
Yur right Kill Ronald McDonald. I love it *****

I'm quoting myself isn't that weird? Make more Oddling more.

big bro boogie · #13 07-06-2003, 11:15 AM

ive just read the entire thread

MORE FARTING!!.... please?

Sekto Springs · #14 07-06-2003, 02:52 PM

Ronald Mcdonald and barney were gay lovers/child malesters and they helped each other sneak countryban and mexican drug pushers into the country, i'm all for ethnic diversity but that's just pandering! anyway, if your having trouble with the fart song, drink some brew and eat some beans...

beans, beans musical fruit
more you eat more you toot
more you toot, better you feel
lets have beans for every meal

so play your horn
make it toot
an SBD or mega poot
do a cheer
lets give a hoot
you gotta love them beans
them musical fruits

Fleech Food · #15 07-06-2003, 04:49 PM

I think that my sides just ripped from laughin' so damn much

Sekto Springs · #16 07-06-2003, 05:37 PM

well, Irwin can fix your sides right up...

oddling · #17 07-07-2003, 03:10 AM

Thankyou sligslinger for the insiration, here is my newest creation. *cracks fingers and gets piano*

beans beans they're good for your butt
the mroe you eat the more you cut
the more you cut the worse you smell
so eat beans or go to ****

Oddling l:c l

Reptile · #18 07-07-2003, 05:10 PM

*gasp!*

The whiff of fart is flowing through my nose....
OK, now that was a little off the block

Beans beans smelly fumes
Play along with my farty tunes
Never evacuate a big one
Or you're friends will be on the run

Hmmm, a little thing......just a tiny expression in the pea in my head.

Zach Roy Wilson · #19 07-07-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
*cracks fingers and gets piano*

beans beans they're good for your butt
the mroe you eat the more you cut
the more you cut the worse you smell
so eat beans or go to ****

Oddling l:c l

That's the beautifullest thing I have ever heard.

Sekto Springs · #20 07-07-2003, 06:43 PM

beans beans open a can
before you eat, turn on a fan
point that fan at the door
then fart away your musical score

thankyou

oddling · #21 07-07-2003, 08:05 PM

Crap man, you guys are good! We should have a contest to see who makes up the best fart songs, hahaha!

Oddling l:c l

Abe's son · #22 07-07-2003, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
Oh not much, gasoline, forks, nitroglyceryn, defective medical products, McDonalds, the usual stuff.

Oddling l:c l

...hey thats what I eat...

Sekto Springs · #23 07-07-2003, 10:56 PM

i'de rather eat nirotoxins

Andrea · #24 08-30-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by sligslinger

beans, beans musical fruit
more you eat more you toot
more you toot, better you feel
lets have beans for every meal

so play your horn
make it toot
an SBD or mega poot
do a cheer
lets give a hoot
you gotta love them beans
them musical fruits [/B]

Ah, another Bart Simpson classic...

Splat · #25 09-02-2003, 05:17 PM

Yeah, Bart said that at a Christian school.

Beans, beans, good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart.
I went to a garden to look at the plants
Then did a big fart and killed all the ants!

Did you know that there was this English guy in victorian times who made loads of money in concerts for farting the English national anthem! It's really true!

Leto · #26 09-09-2003, 05:40 AM

I was told that, looked into it and it was indeed true! Apparently he farted a different song fo rthe queen

Forbidden Paradise · #27 09-09-2003, 06:06 AM

Geeeez I can't stop laughing! And I find them all so disturbing as well!

Abeguy · #28 10-10-2003, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by oddling
McDonalds

Mcdonalds?! the place where the lettuce is half rotten? the place where they don't seperate the Meat from the Manure???

well, hwew is a weird on that i just made up

Beans! Beans!More Beans Please!
The more i eat more cutting the cheese!
I once farted so silelent, so stinky to smell
The Devill smelled it all the way from hell!

I was awarded the Purple Butt award
And then i cutted the cheese with a sword!
All the crowd fainted and later died
And then the president ast down and cried!

I love to fart, it smells so nice
like dierehea with a tad of ice.
Able to thaw for a year or so
so its moldy and chewy and good to go!

*bows* Thank you! Thank you!

$andy Mudukon · #29 10-23-2003, 06:44 AM

sorry im a bit late havnt been on the forums for a while but That was the weirdest thing ive ever heard, oddling. it even competes with a thing i said the otherday,"hey, look, a bird flapping its wings" as i saw one twittering madly and flapping its wings.