the fart song
Hey guys, me and my cousin made up this song about Abe possessing his farts. *ahem*
I wish I was a farrt, a big fat fart, and if I was a fart I would never go stale, I wish I was a fart, a big fat fart, and if I was a fart I could blow up a whale. If this is spam, I didn't mean it to be, if it isn't, I hope you like it! Oddling l:c l |
That's pretty funny :fuzgrin: But then again I have a weird sense of humour.
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methinks this should be in the fancorner, tis good though:fuzsmile:
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true... *moves*
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that was weird...but it was pretty funny.
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:fuzblink: .....that was disturbing.......What have they been feeding you Oddling? :fuzconf:
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Oh not much, gasoline, forks, nitroglyceryn, defective medical products, McDonalds, the usual stuff.
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ah, gasoline, nitroglycerin and McDonalss will do that to you.....in fact McDonalds alone will do that to you.
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Yur right Kill Ronald McDonald. I love it *****
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That was weird... but funny... and I'm laughing my head off :D
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ive just read the entire thread
MORE FARTING!!.... please? |
Ronald Mcdonald and barney were gay lovers/child malesters and they helped each other sneak countryban and mexican drug pushers into the country, i'm all for ethnic diversity but that's just pandering! anyway, if your having trouble with the fart song, drink some brew and eat some beans...
beans, beans musical fruit more you eat more you toot more you toot, better you feel lets have beans for every meal so play your horn make it toot an SBD or mega poot do a cheer lets give a hoot you gotta love them beans them musical fruits |
I think that my sides just ripped from laughin' so damn much :D
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well, Irwin can fix your sides right up...:D
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Thankyou sligslinger for the insiration, here is my newest creation. *cracks fingers and gets piano*
beans beans they're good for your butt the mroe you eat the more you cut the more you cut the worse you smell so eat beans or go to **** Oddling l:c l |
*gasp!*
The whiff of fart is flowing through my nose.... OK, now that was a little off the block Beans beans smelly fumes Play along with my farty tunes Never evacuate a big one Or you're friends will be on the run Hmmm, a little thing......just a tiny expression in the pea in my head. |
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beans beans open a can
before you eat, turn on a fan point that fan at the door then fart away your musical score thankyou:D |
Crap man, you guys are good! We should have a contest to see who makes up the best fart songs, hahaha!
Oddling l:c l |
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i'de rather eat nirotoxins
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Yeah, Bart said that at a Christian school.
Beans, beans, good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart. I went to a garden to look at the plants Then did a big fart and killed all the ants! Did you know that there was this English guy in victorian times who made loads of money in concerts for farting the English national anthem! It's really true! |
I was told that, looked into it and it was indeed true! Apparently he farted a different song fo rthe queen :p
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Geeeez I can't stop laughing! And I find them all so disturbing as well!
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well, hwew is a weird on that i just made up Beans! Beans!More Beans Please! The more i eat more cutting the cheese! I once farted so silelent, so stinky to smell The Devill smelled it all the way from hell! I was awarded the Purple Butt award And then i cutted the cheese with a sword! All the crowd fainted and later died And then the president ast down and cried! I love to fart, it smells so nice like dierehea with a tad of ice. Able to thaw for a year or so so its moldy and chewy and good to go! *bows* Thank you! Thank you! |
fart song
sorry im a bit late havnt been on the forums for a while but That was the weirdest thing ive ever heard, oddling. it even competes with a thing i said the otherday,"hey, look, a bird flapping its wings" as i saw one twittering madly and flapping its wings.
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