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  #1  
08-14-2001, 08:55 PM
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Fun game, PLAY!
Make your own Glukkon product!

Product: Aslik's Sugary Toothrot
Slogan: You won't have any fun, but it sure as hell tastes good!
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I'm selling paramites, cheap and high quality. Um... You ain't working for the glukks, c'rect? Goooood. So, how many of the critta's does ya want?

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08-15-2001, 12:48 AM
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great idea!

name:molluck's special cola
Slogan:it will turn your teeth a stylish black!
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08-15-2001, 03:54 AM
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hmmmmm....

Product: Phlegs mudokon floss
Slogan: If you hate mudokons Buy this

A happy customer: "I love pulling the hair outa mudokons even better though they get rida the grime in ya teeth!"
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08-15-2001, 06:06 AM
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Hehe,

Sask's Utensils
If you can't beat them, whisk them, stir them, roll them, mix them, cut them, prod them...

New from the SoulStorm Mining Company: Fried Fossils
They're blasted from the past!
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08-15-2001, 07:41 AM
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Hey I got two.

Product:Mollock's Mudukon war toys
Slogan:Kill em

Product:Mollock's Glukkon war toys
Slogan:Commere

If you get my drift
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08-15-2001, 09:57 AM
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Originally posted by AussieAbe:
Product:Mollock's Mudukon war toys
Slogan:Kill em
that is really lame double a, no offence!

i got one

name: MULLOCK'S ABORTION PILLS
slogan: IF THE FATHER IS ABE, KILL THE BABE!!

name: SLIG SLURPEES
slogan: YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE UGLY!

name: CREEPY CONDOMS
slogan: DONT GO WITH SHEEPSKIN, PUT YOUR TRUST IN FLEECH SKIN!
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08-15-2001, 04:24 PM
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Ohmigod, these are hilarious, AND they'd make good loading screens!
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I'm selling paramites, cheap and high quality. Um... You ain't working for the glukks, c'rect? Goooood. So, how many of the critta's does ya want?

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08-15-2001, 05:04 PM
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those are um...... interesting.....you ahve a sick sense of humour!
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08-15-2001, 05:27 PM
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The MOM (TV) Network
Half the choice, twice the price
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08-15-2001, 05:54 PM
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Product:New! Fuzzle Fries
Slogan:Fries with a smile...and some hair.
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08-15-2001, 06:53 PM
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That's really new: The ultimate Vykker toilets!!! Totally clean with a beautiful design and flavor! Just for Vykkers! Buythe new toilets, just 199.65$ !

The new material gives you a feeling of freshness and hygiene! here's a photo that you can see the design and the wonderful colours!

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08-16-2001, 06:29 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! He...
That's funny.

Anyway:

Flatulence Flakes
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Poo Glue
Pull yourself together
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08-16-2001, 04:25 PM
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Necrum Valley Bathing Foam
$3.46 for something your young ones will use up in thirteen seconds!

Vykker's Library Disruption Kit
MAKE THOSE SUCKERS GO DEAF!
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08-16-2001, 07:05 PM
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NEW: Go to the NEW Slig Hotel! Be a Slig for one day (free weapons and mask!!!)!
Beat a Slog- do what you want!

Just sign in the new Vykker contract

You don't have to read this sentences:
This contract is for life sentence, you get the worse rooms, and the worse food- your pants will be too big or too small-

This contract will cost 199.00$
The Hotel with the food and room 4556.09$
HAVE FUN HERE!

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08-16-2001, 08:07 PM
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That's really great!
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08-17-2001, 05:33 PM
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NEW*: The new Green-Fart pills! Fart for fun, smell and run!
Only for 122.65$ !!!

Accessories: The ultimate Diarrhoea-pills! Eat and shit!

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08-17-2001, 05:46 PM
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product: Vykkers Vanishing cream!
slogan: if you want your face as ugly as they, try this Vykkers Vanishing Cream today!

customer: My face is really burning! *poof*(goes up in flames)

products:Fleechy Mudokon Flakes
slogan: If you want your farts to smell fleechy clean it's for real, eat mudokon fleechy flakes! that's the deal!

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08-18-2001, 06:58 AM
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You're safer with Zapher!

New from your friendly sponsor: Sneeze Bulbs
Thrice the photons; twice the add-ons; thrice the cons!
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08-18-2001, 08:27 PM
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Product: Molluck's selfdonating guns
Slogan: Don't expect to come home, unless, youre home is by a river and you float by.
I know it sucked...
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08-19-2001, 06:21 PM
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Second Hand Water - If you saw through us, try looking through this!

Anne Robinson's Fences - let's see you find the weakest link!

Ogle Goggles - the very finest of optical techmalagy
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08-19-2001, 06:51 PM
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Stylish McFuzzles Jammy Gel - now available in the latest fashionable reds and aquas

Bat Traps - They're gainful but they're painful!

Wow, my life would be so dull without this topic!
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08-20-2001, 07:32 PM
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The new Glukkon beds! Are you too lazy to make your own food at the morning, do you want to call your buttler when you lay in your bed? NEW*: Just press the button on your bed and your buttler get a shock. You'll get crispy Mudokon or Sligs for your breakfast!!!

Only 1445,50$ + 12% tax! -Stay or lay today!!!
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08-20-2001, 08:56 PM
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08-21-2001, 07:42 AM
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INTERN ESTROGEN
Give the vykkers something to stare at

FUZZLE FARTERS
Find out which holoe is bigger than their mouth

SLIG WEED
sniff snort WORK!

100% FAT FREE BREW
100% tasty, 100% lard

DO IT YOURSELF VYKKER KIT
includes: messy lab tools and fuzzles

MR SLIG ACTION FIGURE
action figure not included!
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08-21-2001, 11:54 AM
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Fuzzle farters Oddbodd?

the action figure could at least has, steeroids not included or something!
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08-21-2001, 06:44 PM
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My fav'ritt slogan is "If the father is Abe, kill the babe!" So far, but I have an add-on to it: "If the father is Munch kill the entire bunch!"
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