Fun game, PLAY!
Make your own Glukkon product!
Product: Aslik's Sugary Toothrot Slogan: You won't have any fun, but it sure as hell tastes good! |
great idea!
name:molluck's special cola Slogan:it will turn your teeth a stylish black! |
hmmmmm....
Product: Phlegs mudokon floss Slogan: If you hate mudokons Buy this A happy customer: "I love pulling the hair outa mudokons even better though they get rida the grime in ya teeth!" |
Hehe,
Sask's Utensils If you can't beat them, whisk them, stir them, roll them, mix them, cut them, prod them... New from the SoulStorm Mining Company: Fried Fossils They're blasted from the past! |
Hey I got two.
Product:Mollock's Mudukon war toys Slogan:Kill em Product:Mollock's Glukkon war toys Slogan:Commere If you get my drift |
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i got one name: MULLOCK'S ABORTION PILLS slogan: IF THE FATHER IS ABE, KILL THE BABE!! name: SLIG SLURPEES slogan: YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE UGLY! name: CREEPY CONDOMS slogan: DONT GO WITH SHEEPSKIN, PUT YOUR TRUST IN FLEECH SKIN! |
Ohmigod, these are hilarious, AND they'd make good loading screens!
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those are um...... interesting.....you ahve a sick sense of humour! :D
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The MOM (TV) Network
Half the choice, twice the price |
Product:New! Fuzzle Fries
Slogan:Fries with a smile...and some hair.  |
That's really new: The ultimate Vykker toilets!!! Totally clean with a beautiful design and flavor! Just for Vykkers! Buythe new toilets, just 199.65$ !
The new material gives you a feeling of freshness and hygiene! here's a photo that you can see the design and the wonderful colours! http://www.kacke.de/gbuch/kacke_de_klo.jpg http://www.kacke.de/vb/ownimages/icons/icon16.gif |
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! He...
That's funny. Anyway: Flatulence Flakes Start your day trumps up Poo Glue Pull yourself together |
Necrum Valley Bathing Foam
$3.46 for something your young ones will use up in thirteen seconds! Vykker's Library Disruption Kit MAKE THOSE SUCKERS GO DEAF! |
NEW: Go to the NEW Slig Hotel! Be a Slig for one day (free weapons and mask!!!)!
Beat a Slog- do what you want! Just sign in the new Vykker contract http://www.kacke.de/vb/ownimages/smilies/deal.gif You don't have to read this sentences: This contract is for life sentence, you get the worse rooms, and the worse food- your pants will be too big or too small- This contract will cost 199.00$ The Hotel with the food and room 4556.09$ HAVE FUN HERE! [ August 16, 2001: Message edited by: Alector ] |
That's really great!
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NEW*: The new Green-Fart pills! Fart for fun, smell and run!
Only for 122.65$ !!! http://www.kacke.de/vb/ownimages/smilies/fart.gif Accessories: The ultimate Diarrhoea-pills! Eat and shit! http://www.kacke.de/vb/ownimages/smilies/klo02.gif |
product: Vykkers Vanishing cream!
slogan: if you want your face as ugly as they, try this Vykkers Vanishing Cream today! customer: My face is really burning! *poof*(goes up in flames) products:Fleechy Mudokon Flakes slogan: If you want your farts to smell fleechy clean it's for real, eat mudokon fleechy flakes! that's the deal! [ August 17, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ] |
Zapher's Sentient Robotics
You're safer with Zapher! New from your friendly sponsor: Sneeze Bulbs Thrice the photons; twice the add-ons; thrice the cons! |
Product: Molluck's selfdonating guns
Slogan: Don't expect to come home, unless, youre home is by a river and you float by. I know it sucked... |
Second Hand Water - If you saw through us, try looking through this!
Anne Robinson's Fences - let's see you find the weakest link! Ogle Goggles - the very finest of optical techmalagy |
Stylish McFuzzles Jammy Gel - now available in the latest fashionable reds and aquas
Bat Traps - They're gainful but they're painful! Wow, my life would be so dull without this topic! |
The new Glukkon beds! Are you too lazy to make your own food at the morning, do you want to call your buttler when you lay in your bed? NEW*: Just press the button on your bed and your buttler get a shock. You'll get crispy Mudokon or Sligs for your breakfast!!!
Only 1445,50$ + 12% tax! -Stay or lay today!!! |
"Oddworld YO" makes the best commercials! :D
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INTERN ESTROGEN
Give the vykkers something to stare at :D FUZZLE FARTERS Find out which holoe is bigger than their mouth SLIG WEED sniff snort WORK! 100% FAT FREE BREW 100% tasty, 100% lard DO IT YOURSELF VYKKER KIT includes: messy lab tools and fuzzles MR SLIG ACTION FIGURE action figure not included! |
Fuzzle farters Oddbodd?
 the action figure could at least has, steeroids not included or something! :D |
My fav'ritt slogan is "If the father is Abe, kill the babe!" So far, but I have an add-on to it: "If the father is Munch kill the entire bunch!"
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