Phrases that are useless and not soooooo informative (V1)

[GTdragon]

Okayzie, now I know alot of U comedians like phrases that r stupid, so I will post them here 4 u to use.....AND TO USE ONLY MOOCHERS!!!!! POST SOME OF YOUR NONESENSE HERE TOO.JUST TRY NOT TO SPAM.

"It's fun to bungee jump, but isn't if you forget the bungee cords"

-anonymous

"If u think everyone aaround u is retarted, then what is normal?"

-Melanie

"My mind is like lightning.one flash and it's gone.................mow what did I just say.hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

-GT
"I noticed alot of hawaiins look filipino.......does that mean blacks are white and white are black..what about mexicans..are they poka dotted?"

-GT

"Ba ra ra boom de aye how did I get this way, was it da boy next door he pushed me on da floor. He said it wouldn't hurt, he lifted up my skirt before my very eyesa I saw my tummy rise"

-novelty book "Greasy grimey gopher guts".

[Nath]

Well GT, they are pretty useless like you say you are.

The other day i thought of something, which doesn't really have an answear, so i just thought all you people would like to hear it,

If some one came up to you, and they said they always lie, would you believe them?

[paramiteabe]

Here is useless question

Whats the circumference of a point?

[SeaRex]

If gay people can't reproduce, than why are there so many of them?

[Facsimile]

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many eggs in a barrel of plums?

[paramiteabe]

Do you feel like you did yesturday only as you feel today?

[GTdragon]

"If today was yuesterday and tommorow ish todoay.........what makes yesterdays tommorow?"

"1+1=11"

[SeaRex]

"Unveil the tarp Nick, cuz' here comes the Bagel Bite Bong!"

And that, my friends, is not so informative.