Phrases that are useless and not soooooo informative (V1)
 

Okayzie, now I know alot of U comedians like phrases that r stupid, so I will post them here 4 u to use.....AND TO USE ONLY MOOCHERS!!!!! POST SOME OF YOUR NONESENSE HERE TOO.JUST TRY NOT TO SPAM.

"It's fun to bungee jump, but isn't if you forget the bungee cords"

-anonymous

"If u think everyone aaround u is retarted, then what is normal?"

-Melanie

"My mind is like lightning.one flash and it's gone.................mow what did I just say.hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

-GT
"I noticed alot of hawaiins look filipino.......does that mean blacks are white and white are black..what about mexicans..are they poka dotted?"

-GT

"Ba ra ra boom de aye how did I get this way, was it da boy next door he pushed me on da floor. He said it wouldn't hurt, he lifted up my skirt before my very eyesa I saw my tummy rise"

-novelty book "Greasy grimey gopher guts".

Well GT, they are pretty useless like you say you are.

The other day i thought of something, which doesn't really have an answear, so i just thought all you people would like to hear it,

If some one came up to you, and they said they always lie, would you believe them?

Here is useless question

Whats the circumference of a point?

If gay people can't reproduce, than why are there so many of them? :D

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many eggs in a barrel of plums?

Do you feel like you did yesturday only as you feel today?:lol:

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"If today was yuesterday and tommorow ish todoay.........what makes yesterdays tommorow?"

"1+1=11"

"Unveil the tarp Nick, cuz' here comes the Bagel Bite Bong!"

And that, my friends, is not so informative.