Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Fuzzleman54321 · #**151** 03-29-2005, 02:43 AM

A: It became famous and rich.
Q:What if you saw that chicken in a newspaper?

Abe16 · #**152** 03-29-2005, 02:57 AM

A : I'd make a comic about it.

Q : Do you hate it when the show says, "To be continued" ?

mudling · #**153** 03-29-2005, 02:59 AM

A: i'd just shoot the TV (kidding).
Q: what is the smallest living thing on oddworld?

Abe16 · #**154** 03-29-2005, 03:22 AM

A : bees, ( I think)

Q :When will Ad people learn?

duveaux · #**155** 03-29-2005, 04:07 AM

A. When I will start learning for my test....

Q. What if the rich and famous chicken was on the tv you just shot?

BTW, nice sig huh? Goddlesswanderer made it for me

Fuzzleman54321 · #**156** 03-29-2005, 06:03 AM

A.It would die and you would be arrested.
Q:How many fingers do humans have?

duveaux · #**157** 03-29-2005, 07:03 AM

A. Funny thing for a fuzzleman to ask

Q. If the chicken was on the tv, and you just shot the tv itself, would the chicken still be dead?

OANST · #**158** 03-29-2005, 07:27 AM

A. No. The chicken would strut around the room with shards of glass sticking out of it's face screaming the theme song to Sanford and Son.

Q. If I died and noone was around would I still soil myself? Or is that just for the benefit of others?

Godlesswanderer · #**159** 03-29-2005, 08:45 AM

A: You would soil yourself even more. That's just the way of life.

Q: What is a Womble?

duveaux · #**160** 03-29-2005, 09:32 AM

A. It's this thing I have in my hand right here and would've shown you if I could but... too bad

Q. Will the rich and famous chicken ever be soiled?

Godlesswanderer · #**161** 03-29-2005, 10:55 AM

A: If he buys me lunch.

Q: Oranges are orange but are Reds, red?

duveaux · #**162** 03-29-2005, 11:01 AM

A. guess so!

Q. are violets violet?

Abe16 · #**163** 03-29-2005, 11:38 AM

A : Ask again.

Q : Do clowns make a fool of themselves JUST to be paid?

Sheriff-Murder · #**164** 03-30-2005, 04:11 AM

A. Both

Q. what am i?

Smell · #**165** 03-30-2005, 05:49 AM

A; A mudokon scrub

Q: What's a mudokon scrub?

Sheriff-Murder · #**166** 03-30-2005, 06:07 AM

A. a mudukon that is a scrub.

Q. What is the meaning of life, to die?

T-nex · #**167** 03-30-2005, 06:43 AM

A: No, it's to eat so many burgers, that you puke.

Q: What is green, yellow, red and blue but still the same colour?

Sheriff-Murder · #**168** 03-30-2005, 06:48 AM

A. You!

Q. what is a taste?

OANST · #**169** 03-30-2005, 07:35 AM

A. A pure sensation, baby. A pure sensation.

Q. Why do I feel so all alone?

T-nex · #**170** 03-30-2005, 07:41 AM

A: because no one else than you exists... Didn't you know? you have split-personalllity... or more split-personalities.

Q: What is a split-personality?

OANST · #**171** 03-30-2005, 07:48 AM

A. A siamese twin.

Q. I'm simple?

Sheriff-Murder · #**172** 03-30-2005, 07:52 AM

A. yup.

Q. why do i write this?

duveaux · #**173** 03-30-2005, 07:53 AM

A. No, you're one of the most advanced people I know. That may be because you're a split personality

Q. does the rich and famous chicken have a split personality?

Sheriff-Murder · #**174** 03-30-2005, 07:55 AM

A. y yes.

Q. why do i write this?

Godlesswanderer · #**175** 03-30-2005, 08:01 AM

A: Because you have no other questions to ask.

Q: Are Wotsits really cheesy or just plain cheesy?

OANST · #**176** 03-30-2005, 08:02 AM

A. They are simply delicious.

Q.Where is heaven, daddy?

Sheriff-Murder · #**177** 03-30-2005, 08:04 AM

A. to the north son... to the north....

Q. why did i just answer so stupid?

duveaux · #**178** 03-30-2005, 08:05 AM

A. according to the simple things you are writing it's to higher your post count.

Q. Imagine. You are having your birthday, but at the exact time somebody you don't know is having a baby. How much sandwiches did she eat?

OANST · #**179** 03-30-2005, 08:06 AM

A. 14 much sandwiches

Q. Where is hell, mommy?

Sheriff-Murder · #**180** 03-30-2005, 08:08 AM

A. here son... right here...

Q. what does the volcano do when its right below my toilet?