Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

[mudling]

A: of cource, i can smell you from here (kidding).
Q:where is wally?!

[Kimon]

A: Wally is at Burger King (and it stinks over there)!

Q: Will you guys stop posting things that ruin the flow of the thread?

[T-nex]

A: nope...

Q: Why is this man so happy?? <<<---

[mudling]

A: i'll try.
Q: what the difference between burger king and alf's rehab and tea?
*edit* T-nex, you beat me agian.
Q: why did you beat me again?

[Smell]

A: Maybe

Q: If a robber has 5 minutes to rob the house before the owners come home, what is the owners name?

[mudling]

A: the same as the robbers.
Q: how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Smell]

A: Lots of wood

Q: How many bus drivers on the train were not eating salad?

[mudling]

A:not enough to stop the smell of sandwhiches and pies (i know, bus drivers can drive busses and not ride on trains).
Q: why do i bother asking questions?

[Kimon]

A: A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck, if he could chuck wood. I mean... because God will answer them.

Q: Who invented the Geroge Foreman grill?

[duveaux]

A. Yellow pages P.68 search for G.F

Q. What time is it?

[MojoMan220]

A: It's time for this spam thread to close.

Q: Why do you people insist on posting spam to higher your post count?

[duveaux]

A. not for post counts, but because it's dam good fun
Q. are you always this negative?

[Oddish]

(Lol, 3 pages already.)

A. Yu-huh

Q. What type of pasta is there in western?

[T-nex]

hehe, Mojoman. easen up. I don't really care about postcount, it's just some numbers, but this is so damn fun sometimes.

A: The kind you don't see in the east.

Q: What animal starts with E and ends on E?

[Kimon]

A: Cowboy Noodle Kaboodle.

Q: Do dogs eat dogs?

[Abe16]

A : Only when they're dressed with salad dressing.

Q : What is the square root of pie divided by the equal number of actual pies in the freezer?

[Oddish]

A. mmm.. pie

Q. What type of chocolate is Mars, Galaxy and Milky Way?

[General Dripikk]

A : the one you get at greasy drug store where it's always melted.

Q : What is the worst movie ever made?

[Kimon]

A: White Chicks.

Q: Who likes puppies when they can fly?

[duveaux]

A. I think my mother does

Q. how much characters can you type with one keyboard?

[T-nex]

A: i think it's about three.

Q:if i have two apples and eat three apples, how many apples have i got left?

[duveaux]

A. More then you can possibly eat!

Q. How much skyscrapers are there in egypt?

[T-nex]

A: i don't know, but the one i visited was big. We could see almost all the pyramids.

Q: What happens if i kick a football, and a basketball returns?

[Oddish]

A. You'll kick the basketball and a tennis ball will return.

Q.What happens if i kick a tennis ball, and a bowling ball returns?

[duveaux]

*edit* odish was faster
A. You kick the bowlingball and you can go to the h0spital.

Q. How do you get out of the hospital again

[Kimon]

A: Karate-chop the nurse and run away.

Q: What if the nurse has a gun?

[duveaux]

A. Don't karate-chop the nurse.

Q. Why does no one say that I'm posting to much and that I'm getting boring?

[Kimon]

A: Either becuase you're not or becuase no one cares.

Q: Since when are clouds puffy and white?

[Oddish]

A. when water and sun first existed

Q. What did the pirate say to the 4 eyed captian?

[duveaux]

A. "singa infrera praega concursa ed gladiodus infesis pillis"

Q. What is worth more, $10 or $50?