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: Oddworld Discussion 04-18-2004, 10:08 AM
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If they did use weapon customization, I'd like to...

If they did use weapon customization, I'd like to see it in the same menu format as the resident evil series.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-18-2004, 10:05 AM
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I remember the faux VR system nintendo put out...

I remember the faux VR system nintendo put out way back in the day. Man, did that suck.
: Oddworld Discussion 04-18-2004, 09:37 AM
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Max, I totally forgot about the sligs being sold...

Max, I totally forgot about the sligs being sold off. My mistake.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-17-2004, 06:04 PM
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Jacob, I love you.

Jacob, I love you.
: Oddworld Discussion 04-17-2004, 09:11 AM
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Yet I get the feeling they enlisted, you know? ...

Yet I get the feeling they enlisted, you know?

I mean, Interns are alleged pill poppers, so why not go 'work' for the Vykkers and have access to free drugs?

And sligs, hell, they get guns and...
: Oddworld Discussion 04-16-2004, 10:20 PM
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Possessing a slave is like raping a homeless...

Possessing a slave is like raping a homeless person.

It's low, and you just shouldn't do it. Jerks.
: Oddworld Discussion 04-16-2004, 10:16 PM
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If there are pictures from MO on the box for OW4,...

If there are pictures from MO on the box for OW4, then my guess is that it's a clever scheme devised by the store itself.

I mean, if the game is nearly ready to be released, then obviously there...
: Oddworld Discussion 04-16-2004, 10:09 PM
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While I was talking to morgo tonight, we both...

While I was talking to morgo tonight, we both agree that it's good the game appears to be getting back to it's dark roots.

Although the characters aren't very creative, I was impressed with a...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 04-16-2004, 09:58 PM
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Hey moron, this is the Welcomes & Birthday...

Hey moron, this is the Welcomes & Birthday section.

Death, for being so pompous, you sure do make some dumb ass mistakes.


Closed.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-16-2004, 09:41 PM
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Yes, gaze upon me. I'd be lying if I said I...

Yes, gaze upon me.

I'd be lying if I said I was thrilled to be back, but the few members such as yourself almost make it worthwhile.

Jack Handey is a big bundle of sarcastic delight, is he not?
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-16-2004, 06:50 PM
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Dave said: "I hate...

Dave said:

"I hate my ex girlfriend. She was a liar. She broke up with me because:
1.) She wanted to date someone else (even though after a full year of dating she was...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-25-2004, 05:59 AM
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The only time I went to jury duty, it was for a...

The only time I went to jury duty, it was for a hit and run case. The damned trial dragged on for a week and a half.

Very exciting.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-23-2004, 03:58 PM
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Army of Darkness is mediocre compared to Evil...

Army of Darkness is mediocre compared to Evil Dead 1 & 2. Bruce campbell is damned near god-like.

I think it's his chin that raises him to such a high status, honestly.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-04-2003, 04:22 PM
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I'm honestly considering it.

I'm honestly considering it.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-17-2003, 04:32 AM
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Xenomorphs are cool, but predators are by far...

Xenomorphs are cool, but predators are by far superior.

I love their social hierarchy. Especially since it eventually becomes complex enough to humor the ideas of pride, arrogance, honorable...
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-17-2003, 04:25 AM
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Stanely, why don't you ask your mom to smother...

Stanely, why don't you ask your mom to smother you with a pillow while you're asleep?

It will really cut down on me having to constantly re-read your posts until I get what the fuck it is you're...
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-23-2003, 12:11 AM
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Because I got my septum pierced and stretched to...

Because I got my septum pierced and stretched to a 6 gauge [which has the girth of a fine point sharpie permanent marker] I am going as a voodoo witch doctor...thing.

I am only wearing my...
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-23-2003, 12:03 AM
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I hate all of you.

I hate all of you.
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-09-2003, 05:05 AM
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Yes, Dave, it was a patch for the xbox version. ...

Yes, Dave, it was a patch for the xbox version.

My friend, as well as I, have Mod-Chipped Xbox consoles. Instead of paying the two hundred dollars for some douche bag to do it, I just did it my...
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-09-2003, 04:59 AM
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I hit a growth spurt recently, and now, while...

I hit a growth spurt recently, and now, while barefoot, stand 6'2. With my trusty dusty boots on, I am 6'4.
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-07-2003, 05:12 AM
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I liked the sims. The PC version gives you a...

I liked the sims.

The PC version gives you a bit more control than the ps2 and Xbox versions, but they're still just as entertaining.

My friend had a 'murder' patch that he downloaded, which...
: Off-Topic Discussion 10-01-2003, 03:10 PM
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I sold my ex-girlfriend's soul on ebay about a...

I sold my ex-girlfriend's soul on ebay about a month ago. Just to be spiteful. But I made 50 dollars out of the deal, so hey, someone must have wanted it pretty bad.
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-29-2003, 03:43 AM
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I have a breeding trio of Australian Bearded...

I have a breeding trio of Australian Bearded Dragons, a 9 foot Colombian Boa Constrictor, a breeding pair of Mali Uromastyx, a 5 foot long Savannah Monitor [or Goanna, for all you aussies], a large...
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-29-2003, 03:35 AM
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Paramud, stop being such a god damned douche bag....

Paramud, stop being such a god damned douche bag. Honestly, now.

You're not making yourself look any better, and no one really cares about minor typos and the like.

But by all means, keep...
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-21-2003, 04:27 AM
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Please stop hurting my feelings.

Please stop hurting my feelings.
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-21-2003, 01:48 AM
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Actually, mosquitos are around to sustain...

Actually, mosquitos are around to sustain themselves and their young. They are here to survive. Like every other living creature on this planet.

Choose your analogies more carefully next time,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-20-2003, 07:13 PM
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PA, it has been scientifically proven that urine...

PA, it has been scientifically proven that urine is safe to drink, as long as it is 'poured' into a sterile container, and drank immediately.

If you don't believe me, do a search on a book called...
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-20-2003, 07:10 PM
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Luke, 'Lacerta' is a much cooler name. Thanks. ...

Luke, 'Lacerta' is a much cooler name. Thanks.

You are right, by the way. It is a lizard. I am currently breeding several of the lacerta species at home. They are very quirky.
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-20-2003, 04:17 AM
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I am considering changing my name. So far, I...

I am considering changing my name.

So far, I am tempted to go with "Dire Junebug".

I definitely want my first name to be Dire, but if you can think of a better last name, by all means, let me...
: Off-Topic Discussion 09-20-2003, 04:14 AM
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Ding ding, mutha facko. Urine has been used...

Ding ding, mutha facko.

Urine has been used to shine leather, clean, and and is even considered to be a 'health drink' in some cultures. Truth be told, urine is free of dangerous bacteria when...

 





 
 
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