Well No, I know it's a stupid topic but I heard it on the radio the other day. Out of 5 people they asked 4 people said they did. But most people wouldn't say so because they are too embarrassed. So because of this I'll make it a poll. So unless you have the guts to say so, no one will know.
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It depends, normally i chuck a shit before shower, so i''ll normally pissed by then. But if i dont feel like shitting, i normally piss in the shower.
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Originally posted by Joshy It depends, normally i chuck a shit before shower, so i''ll normally pissed by then. But if i dont feel like shitting, i normally piss in the shower.
Thankyou Josh, really, I mean it. Thankyou. I'm never eating with you again.
I don't whizz in the shower, I do my business elsewhere, like a good little human.
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That is rather sick mann. Have you ever pissed behind a bush in the woods before? The classic takeing a whiz ouside in mother nature scenerio is what I am talking about here. Some say if you have to take a shit and your in the woods use a pine cone to wipe your ass or elephant ear leaves. If one day your in the north American woods and you hear a howling noise, most likely thats not a wolf. Its probabaly some guy useing a pine cone to wipe his ass. ouch! hehe this is funny
Or when your on the highway and you pull over to take a piss and then your partner drives to reviel you to everybody driveing down the road. Thus resulting in you pissing your pants and getting your thingy caught in your zipper! Just like in the movie Tommy Boy. This topic is sick but rather funny.
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I never piss in the shower, that's just bad hygiene. Over the topic, people do piss in the shower, however I never do it, it's because I'm not like you people who piss in the bush
You can actually wait until your shower is over, but all you shitheads who do that. You are just making the stench of piss ravid in your body, which makes you horrible smelling. Trust me, people in my school smell like piss. Including that of females.
Remind me to never move in to a flat with either Joshy or Ferill.
I don't, I always seem to have to go before I get in, serously, it's like my body always decides i need the toilet whenever I'm about to use the shower or bath!
The sick thing is, when I was about three, my mum used to bathe me and my year-older sister at the same time (we were to young to be bothered). Back then I used to to pee in the bath!
Well if you aim your piss to the drain in the shower then there's no problem really. And if you're affraid that you'll stink of piss, then just wash yourself. I only piss in the shower in the extreme of cases.
No I don't... I don't shower. Well, atleast not all the time. But no, I don't do that, I use the thing that is made to be used that way, so it doesn't feel abandoned.
Yeah me too. It's like a tradition. If I don't have to "go" while I'm getting a towel, I step into the bathroom and it's a different story. It's like my mind literally makes me pee before I take a shower. It's actually makin' me have to pee as I talk about this.
*runs to the potty*
I'll usually pee in the shower, if I have to. Honestly, its a form of water conservation, and doesn't hurt anything if you aim into the drain. Theres no rancid smell, either from the drain or me. Grow up, people:P
Now I DO have a thing about people peeing in pools though. Public pools have a good bit of chlorine, but like at a friends party or something in a lower concentration of water its just fagalicious. Honestly.
Yeah, peeing in pools is really gross! Don't you hate it when your swimming and you go through a warm spot! You know what it is too! YUCK! I hate that!
If I forget to go before I get in sometimes I do. I aim for the drain, of course. But most the time I remember.
Reptile, I can't exactly see how peeing in a bush is wrong. Are you saying that if you were at an party thing, and the toilets had big lines, that you would wait in them and miss out on all the fun?
But what is with, whenever playing spotlight (I'm hoping you have that where you live) and you find a hiding place, you have to go? Even if you just went. Why?!
This is rather getting disgusting don't you think?
People who piss in the pool have to be really lazy to get out and go to the bathroom. I mean thats really gross. But here is a funny trick you can pull off fairly well. Get a candy bar and throw it in the pool. Everyone will just scream and get out because they think somebody took a shit in the pool
You ever see the movie Caddy Shack. Just like that when someone threw a candy bar in the pool. Everybody thought it was a shit.
Its a great april fools joke.
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you should try that during hottest days and you wanna cool off in the public pool but what if some trys that so many times that some stupid little kid does actually shits and everyone thinks its fake............eerrraaahhh
Only if I have to. I mean, I'm not gonna strain my bladder muscles about it. There's nothing unhygeinic about it, it's going straight down the drain with the rest of the water. But I'd never pee in a pool. The woods, only on VERY rare occassions - that is to say, to the best of my memory, only once. Except it wasn't a woods, it was a single tree amongst a fireworks display. But it was almost pitch black, so I felt semi-secure.
Originally posted by Majic Now I DO have a thing about people peeing in pools though. Public pools have a good bit of chlorine, but like at a friends party or something in a lower concentration of water its just fagalicious. Honestly.
There's this stuff you can buy that turns the water purple when someone pees in the pool. My friend got some for his pool before this party, and the guilty one was the stupid jock! He wasn't very popular after that.
Originally posted by GrigtheSlig Yeah, peeing in pools is really gross! Don't you hate it when your swimming and you go through a warm spot! You know what it is too! YUCK! I hate that!
Yeah at a swimming pool one time, i saw this piece of shit on the bottom of the pool. Another time, i think a kid vomited all over the pool. Anyways do you know how disgusting the pool is, its like everyone washing their private parts in the water... and your swimming through it...
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Do you pee in the shower???
I hate that!
He wasn't very popular after that.
