Whats It Like -

ClaireBear · #61 04-16-2004, 01:39 AM

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I do believe nobody has yet mentioned that small doses of alcohol are good for blood circulation. And what's all this about jokes? It wasn't so much a joke as something ever so slightly amusing. Taking a set phrase and using it in a different situation seems to lead to more confusion than entertainment, sadly.

To be honest Max... I interpreted your reference to gin and white wine... and some one being on your back... a leeetle bit differently!!!

*Nudge nudge... wink wink*

I aplogise to any gay posters reading this... I mean no offence!

***Wil*** · #62 04-16-2004, 01:59 AM

No offence taken.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3628001.stm

a flock of seagulls · #63 04-16-2004, 09:19 AM

well as for R rated movies, ive only seen horror movies (like Freddy vs. Jason). their bassically like pg 13 movies with nudity and gore... and some parts that might make you wet yourself. as for the other things you mentioned, i havent done those things.... yet.

Jacob · #64 04-16-2004, 10:05 AM

'I aplogise to any gay posters reading this... I mean no offence!'

I can't stand it when people apologise for things that aren't offensive...

TheRaisin · #65 04-16-2004, 04:47 PM

Better than not appologizing for things that are.

Jacob · #66 04-17-2004, 05:10 AM

Offensiveness is in the eye of the beholder...

Codek · #67 04-17-2004, 11:27 AM

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Offensiveness is in the eye of the beholder...

Hmm, that's quite true. But there are some things, which are generally considered offensive, no matter who you are. (I don't care to list them here)

Jacob · #68 04-17-2004, 04:54 PM

Indeed, anyway, i just didn't see how CB's statement was offensive. People are too Politically Correct these days, things such as hinting at Homosexuality as a joke can be considered offensive to some people. T'is wacky.

Disgruntled Intern · #69 04-17-2004, 06:04 PM

Jacob, I love you.

ClaireBear · #70 04-18-2004, 10:28 PM

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Indeed, anyway, i just didn't see how CB's statement was offensive. People are too Politically Correct these days, things such as hinting at Homosexuality as a joke can be considered offensive to some people. T'is wacky.

Offensive wasn't my intention... simply cracking a joke... or attempting too!

I was aware that some people (especially, perhaps some posters from across the pond... British humour and all!) hense my pre-emptive apology!

Sorry guys!

And DI... LOL! Nice!

Codek · #71 04-18-2004, 11:50 PM

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Jacob, I love you.

Is that the kind of love between a man and a woman or the love of a fine cuban cigar?

Come on DI, spill the beans on the tatty, worn rug that is Oddworld Forums. Tell us all why you love Jacob!

Disgruntled Intern · #72 04-19-2004, 09:58 AM

Because next to you and I, he's one of the biggest assholes around here.

Whoa, here comes another joke about my sexuality, right? "He said he loves big assholes!"

Although I like to joke around, I'm totally straight. Hell, I was even engaged not too long ago.

Codek · #73 04-19-2004, 06:35 PM

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Because next to you and I, he's one of the biggest assholes around here.

Whoa, here comes another joke about my sexuality, right? "He said he loves big assholes!"

Although I like to joke around, I'm totally straight. Hell, I was even engaged not too long ago.

Haha, no don't worry dave, no sexuality jokes here, none whatsoever you big gay asshole.

Mac the Janitor · #74 04-19-2004, 07:22 PM

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Haha, no don't worry dave, no sexuality jokes here, none whatsoever you big gay asshole.

Now THAT was funny.

Marry me Death?

Codek · #75 04-19-2004, 07:24 PM

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Marry me Death?

Oh yes definately.

Disgruntled Intern · #76 04-19-2004, 08:09 PM

You two are so cute.

You know, I'm legally ordained. I can perform your wedding for you.

Codek · #77 04-19-2004, 09:03 PM

Well apparantly, so is Mac.

Mac the Janitor · #78 04-20-2004, 06:23 AM

Word.

http://oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=9873

Jacob · #79 04-20-2004, 11:22 AM

Is it me or has Death been trying to insert his head up DI's anus without the Butter?

No offense...but it just...seems that way, as in...an overly friendly way. What do you want, Death? What do you want from him? Aside from the obvious...

Disgruntled Intern · #80 04-20-2004, 01:38 PM

Jacob, don't become jealous. You know you're the only one for me.

TheRaisin · #81 04-20-2004, 03:25 PM

Blech. This thread has fallen into even worse taste than it had been.

Disgruntled Intern · #82 04-20-2004, 05:46 PM

But now that you've made a whiney little post about it, everything will be okay, right?

TheRaisin · #83 04-20-2004, 06:14 PM

Boy, since when has stating one's opinion been a crime? I was not complaining. Please, continue to talk about whatever you want.

ClaireBear · #84 04-20-2004, 11:28 PM

This stuffs totally off topic from the thread title guys...

Thought you were going to clean up the forum DI?... Not encourage cluttering it up with off topic pooh!

Codek · #85 04-21-2004, 01:59 AM

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But now that you've made a whiney little post about it, everything will be okay, right?

Ooooo harsh but fair!

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Boy, since when has stating one's opinion been a crime?

A forum isn't about complete freedom of speech. The point of it is content. Not everybody is going to be interested in your super-mega important mega-ultra uber opinions. Especially if your opinions are bitchy. You've got to put down some stuff that at least somebody will enjoy reading.

So stop being such a flatulent wheelbarrow. (Credits to Daves random surrealism generator)

ClaireBear · #86 04-21-2004, 02:47 AM

Personally I think Raisin's contributions have been very informative in the past

***Alcar*** · #87 04-21-2004, 03:03 AM

Honestly, all these homosexual members

It's become an epidemic here at the Oddworld Forums. I wonder the what homosexual / heterosexual ratio at other forums are, though, that would mean excluding all the homosexual-aimed forums.

Alcar...

Codek · #88 04-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Well, I'm heterosexual, and to the best of my knowledge, so is Mac, DI, Majic, you, SS, Oddguy, Grig, Max, Adder, and a few others which I've missed out. The only homosexuals on this forum (that I know of) are Jacob and Kaimana, (wherever the hell Kai is). So I suppose that there might be about an equal amount if one or two of us are "closet" homos.

***Alcar*** · #89 04-21-2004, 03:27 AM

Lol, there is at least one homosexual in that list of heterosexuals

As for the others, you're forgetting about all the older members that frequented (as they count when talking statistics). Quite a few of them were, but, then again, that was when Oddworld was darker, and played upon deeper contemporary issues. Being completely stereotypical (I do apoligise

), the non-camp gay is usually very introverted, artistic, and a deep thinker. As such, games like Oddworld (especially AO) appeal much more, thus the great amount of homosexuals.

In the future, I assume one deep issue that will pop up in the game, is homosexuality. I'd hope for that to. I also can't wait for Oddworld to touch upon religion, it was originally going to, but all I can hope for is that they decide to tackle it later.

Alcar...

Codek · #90 04-21-2004, 03:31 AM

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Lol, there is at least one homosexual in that list of heterosexuals

Holy pisslake.

Alcar, you've GOT to spill the beans to me... maybe not here but in PM! PLEASE!