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: Posts Made By: Disgruntled Intern
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-28-2004, 03:03 PM
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Oh, by the way, if you want to make decent money...

Oh, by the way, if you want to make decent money by doing virtually nothing, become a sign language interpretor. I'm doing the odd interpretation jobs and loving every second of it.

Plus, deaf...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-28-2004, 12:51 PM
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Yes. I am now typing from beyond the grave. ...

Yes. I am now typing from beyond the grave.

Love me.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-28-2004, 10:09 AM
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Oh jesus, you got me. Excuse me while I go...

Oh jesus, you got me.

Excuse me while I go slit my wrists to free myself from the mental torture known as the Oddworld Forums.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-28-2004, 06:04 AM
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Spanish and American Sign Language.

Spanish and American Sign Language.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-28-2004, 06:01 AM
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Hardly. If I honestly felt the need to...

Hardly.

If I honestly felt the need to impress people like you, Claire, don't you think I'd come up with something a bit more noteworthy?

I know you can't quite get used to being a dullard with...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 12:55 PM
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I've always fancied the idea of having a younger...

I've always fancied the idea of having a younger brother or sister to beat up on.

No, kidding. I would enjoy the whole protection aspect of it. Then again, I like beating people up.

I'm an...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 11:53 AM
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I met him and Danny Elfman in a hollywood...

I met him and Danny Elfman in a hollywood nightclub/restaurant. They approached me and my lady friend to ask if we could swap tables as they were being harassed by everyone around them [we had a...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 11:43 AM
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Stop being such a drama queen. Either that,...

Stop being such a drama queen.

Either that, or stop making stupid posts. Your choice.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 09:51 AM
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The only 'new' NBC merchandise I ever sunk low...

The only 'new' NBC merchandise I ever sunk low enough to buy was a silk 'workshirt' that has the production art of Jack on on the left side, metal buttons with his face on them, and the back has a...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 09:47 AM
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To hell with the new merchandise; I still have...

To hell with the new merchandise; I still have the first edition action figures and clothes.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 12:41 AM
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Raisin, do you fancy yourself witty? You...

Raisin, do you fancy yourself witty?

You sound more like, I dunno, a 14 year old with a superiority complex. Sorry, but I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

As far as farting in public:

Yeah, I do...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-27-2004, 12:37 AM
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Unless Tim Burton has sunk to a new low and IMDB...

Unless Tim Burton has sunk to a new low and IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000318/) is wrong, then he never had a thing to do with Monkey Bone, stupid.

He's over rated. Not only that, but he's...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 06-26-2004, 09:11 PM
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If it's any consolation, I would have been...

If it's any consolation, I would have been laughing too.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 06-26-2004, 01:27 PM
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I'm decent. Made a full recovery from the...

I'm decent.

Made a full recovery from the operation, and now I'm ready to be the forums local asshole once again.

What's new?
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-21-2004, 10:45 AM
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The pics of the dreads were about one month in....

The pics of the dreads were about one month in. They eventually grew just past my shoulders before I cut them off.

Thanks.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-21-2004, 10:22 AM
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Well, it's not like I have amazingly good looks...

Well, it's not like I have amazingly good looks to ruin, Jacob. Ha.

I've always wanted a forked tongue, and now the surgery is not only 100% effective and safe, but fairly affordable.

And it's...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-21-2004, 06:02 AM
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Coiled Ice, thanks. I here you about the piercing...

Coiled Ice, thanks. I here you about the piercing obsession. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd post pics that show off my newest tattoos as well.

Joshy, no tongue piercing for me. Mainly because I'm going...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-20-2004, 03:49 PM
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New [and old] pics...

New [and old] pics (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1493288&friendName=Davie&Mytoken=20040620174701), post op.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-20-2004, 03:36 PM
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Yeah, not really funny at all. You should...

Yeah, not really funny at all.

You should have just told him what to look for, and directed him to a free porn site.
If I wasn't so damned lazy, I'd make fun of you for openly admitting to being...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-20-2004, 11:05 AM
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Yes my septum is pierced. No, there are no...

Yes my septum is pierced.

No, there are no MP3 files as of yet. We're still finalizing our sound, for the most part.

I'll try to get a hold of my better half as she took tons of pictures at our...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-19-2004, 12:51 PM
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I've been in several bands over the years. ...

I've been in several bands over the years.

All of which have been really popular in the local 'hardcore' scene.

However, my newest project, Emo Pirates in Love is an all acustic parody emo...
: Oddworld Discussion 06-19-2004, 11:13 AM
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It's still a stupid idea. Uh oh, I hope I...

It's still a stupid idea.

Uh oh, I hope I don't get a petition from all of the forumers asking me to stop being so negative.
: Oddworld Discussion 06-18-2004, 12:22 PM
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An E-mail would do nothing but make OW look...

An E-mail would do nothing but make OW look worse, and oddworld fans look stupid.

Jesus, stop acting like little bitches about it. How irritated would you be if a bunch of pre-teen fan boys wrote...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2004, 12:17 PM
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Cake- "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" ...

Cake- "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell"

Tool-"Prison sex"

Henry Rollins-"Liar"
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2004, 12:08 PM
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It must suck to have such low standards. I...

It must suck to have such low standards.

I can understand being sucked in by the beautiful graphics and decent gameplay, but 'best game ever'? Please.

5/10.
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2004, 12:03 PM
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Nope. For all of you untainted virgins out...

Nope.

For all of you untainted virgins out there, don't rush it. I lost my virginity when I was thirteen and to this day, I still regret it.

Losing my virginity so early lead to trying and...
: Off-Topic Discussion 06-18-2004, 11:51 AM
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I was fairly impressed with the game...

I was fairly impressed with the game engine/lighting effects. However, the story line was a bit too ambiguous considering the game is supposed to be a prequel to pitch black.

The voice acting was...
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-16-2004, 07:13 AM
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These are the three most recent pics I have of...

These are the three most recent pics I have of myself. From last Friday, in fact.

I posted the eye pic for no apparent reason. A lot of people tell me they're 'scary' though. Then again, a lot of...
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-11-2004, 06:05 AM
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Cats are independent. My cat Stimpy used to go on...

Cats are independent. My cat Stimpy used to go on little 'vacations' and be gone for weeks at a time. He'd always come back looking quite satisfied with himself.

Then again, he was quite the...
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-27-2004, 06:46 AM
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What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?...

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut fucks everyone.

A bitch fucks everyone but me.

 





 
 
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