Why did I think this topic was going to be about Virgin, the company? (British company who run crappy trains and such. Ran by a guy called Richard Branson) But anyway:
"Are you a Virgin?"
And you're asking that on the Oddworld boards?! LOL!

Talk about pointless. . . Can you guess what 95% of your answers will be?
Hmmm. . . Lets see. . . "Yes", perhaps?
Oh yeah, I'm a virgin. The day I loose my virginity will be. . . Well, I don't see it comming any time soon, that's for damn sure as mustard.
- DH